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I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
atleast i think i heard they plan to increase it from 70~ EUR. I don’t remember.
Still, big miss.
oh uhh by the way completely irrelevant but like
ngl seeing the price of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, Sega REALLY missed a gigantic marketing campaign…
Had a shot at bringing back “Sega does what Nintendon’t” by costing way less or atleast half of Kart World. Would’ve seriously been booming their sales, good game or not.
oh uhh by the way completely irrelevant but like
ngl seeing the price of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, Sega REALLY missed a gigantic marketing campaign…
Had a shot at bringing back “Sega does what Nintendon’t” by costing way less or atleast half of Kart World. Would’ve seriously been booming their sales, good game or not.
yall remember back when official media wasn't so filled with cash grabs?
cause i sure as heck don't anymore
posting thisin the middle of the night
if anyone can find wherethis comment was made i will thank them eternally
i seriously have no clue, but i wanna redo the banner on here
just za-chary’s halloween pfp would also be enough, could recreate it that way
“Windows 10 is the final major version”, they say as they create Windows 11 (Remember, Windows 10’s discontinuation is October 15th or so. 3 months.) with 12 down the line. All the while shoving things clearly usable for just transforming the OS into outright spyware (snapshots of your entire OS. this would clearly be backdoored and telemetrized to Heaven and back), and just shoving things you may not want down your throat (Do I have to mention I honestly don’t wanna randomly get AI recommending something related to my recent activity I may have already lost interest in anyways?).
It’s very dishonest and I’m very tired of having to see it.
And, to be very clear here: I’m NOT saying you should switch. I’m making clear here that I don’t hate windows. I love the OS if it were clean. What I don’t like is Microsoft and all the bloatware applied.
The reason I’m making the post that I caption as “guess who finally ditched Windows” is because I am literally ditching Windows. I’m tired of what Microsoft is doing, and have been for very long.
EDIT: This is also a lot of times what people mean when they say “I hate Windows”. They mean Microsoft and the bloatware, because that’s all the OS has become: Corporate bloatware.
its not that i hate windows. it’s just a frustrating OS. ive used it all my life until now, and honestly the amount of “you sure you wanna execute this” or “no u can’t do this because we said so” and telemetrizing the entire OS and forcing you to make a microsoft account, and locking stuff behind paywalls… i get it’s a business model, but from a UX perspective, that doesn’t last long - and that is for good reason. people are gonna have enough of it at some point.
let me try being clearer here - say, you’re tired of the light mode. you wanna switch, only to realize you need a license key. now, let’s see all you’ve done:
bought the device
agreed to a terms of use and privacy policy
you already bought the device, now you’re being made to pay extra. not only that, the OS is filled to the brim with unnecessary bloatware that downs the general performance and etcetera.
if you remove all that (which is hardly doable, as some things are integrated into the entire OS itself (Microsoft Edge, I’m looking at you)), I could say it’s a pretty damn good OS and I wouldn’t be switching, but that’s a hard say when that’s not the other issue.
every major windows version so far has been a reskin of windows 7, which admittably is the best version there ever was. nothing new, just a fresh coat of paint and more security updates.
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its not that i hate windows. it’s just a frustrating OS. ive used it all my life until now, and honestly the amount of “you sure you wanna execute this” or “no u can’t do this because we said so” and telemetrizing the entire OS and forcing you to make a microsoft account, and locking stuff behind paywalls… i get it’s a business model, but from a UX perspective, that doesn’t last long - and that is for good reason. people are gonna have enough of it at some point.
let me try being clearer here - say, you’re tired of the light mode. you wanna switch, only to realize you need a license key. now, let’s see all you’ve done:
bought the device
agreed to a terms of use and privacy policy
you already bought the device, now you’re being made to pay extra. not only that, the OS is filled to the brim with unnecessary bloatware that downs the general performance and etcetera.
if you remove all that (which is hardly doable, as some things are integrated into the entire OS itself (Microsoft Edge, I’m looking at you)), I could say it’s a pretty damn good OS and I wouldn’t be switching, but that’s a hard say when that’s not the other issue.
every major windows version so far has been a reskin of windows 7, which admittably is the best version there ever was. nothing new, just a fresh coat of paint and more security updates.
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i then realized i was about to be murdered by windows haters
this was the first thing i started doing when i got this new laptop btw
i’ll admit, Windows is surprisingly good.
For installing a different OS and throwing Windows away.
i will tempt you
since im magically awake at 1:32 (24 hour btw) somehow, might as well mirror this post i made elsewhere
imo anything that tries to "improve" on the graphics of UT is like trying to do a backflip but breaking their back before they even lean to start
the character designs just don't work with "improved" sprites, thats their charm - it's MEANT to lean you into the style when anything happens, it makes things like Omega Flowey WORK better because it shows that the silly little peice of shit is out to shit on the game's game limits
gotta love how monotone, slow ‘n borin’ life is…
the amount of time i’ve spent and still spend having thoughts stuck on that one line is like probably worth 10 countries by now
correct answer right here
Mr. (Ant) TENNA’s TV TIME!!!