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some stupid idiot named zydrolic (probably)
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one thing, i don’t know why

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how the fuck do people survive no shit september

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i think those seeds are his PC…

rest in grass

IT KEEPS CRASHING MY PC

blender is a method of divine retribution

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can we all mutually agree that “(site) has gone bad” is terribly incorrect when talking about its userbase?

this is literally the internet, most userbases are dogshit way before people say it is

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Hey guys I’m thinking of running a wasteof gaming tournament- idc what it is could be jackbox, ow2, valorant, smash brothers, but I need to know how many people are interested. Like and repost so this can reach more people and if you want comment what game you would be interested in so I can sort out what we should do

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i stay awake in the night and randomly fall asleep at sometime 6:00 only to fall asleep for 6 hours

i am so healthy rn

“smartest” exec of all time, truly

(EDIT: to be clear: i’m being sarcastic. this is fucking stupid)

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Microsoft nervously waiting for their turn

EDIT: actually i was stupid, it was deleted by an admin. ignore this as it is completely wrong

i’m not the type of dude to really give a shit about this stuff but (EDIT: environment’s involved here so might as well give a shit this once)

deleting the original post after receiving some backlash or general questions and not even making a “i’m sorry btw” (minimum)…?

wow lmao

random cryptopost… aw man

“this coin is the future”

that would be if it atleast had no envinromental impact in comparison to literally all the others, same said for general crypto (as transactions and the mining of it (not sure how on earth limited amounts are handled so feel free to call me uneducated here but the pollution is probably still present there, dunno since im not a cryptodude and wont be) for instance are pollutive).

my opinion of you was actually improving until i saw this…

The reposted post was deleted
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random cryptopost… aw man

“this coin is the future”

that would be if it atleast had no envinromental impact in comparison to literally all the others, same said for general crypto (as transactions and the mining of it (not sure how on earth limited amounts are handled so feel free to call me uneducated here but the pollution is probably still present there, dunno since im not a cryptodude and wont be) for instance are pollutive).

my opinion of you was actually improving until i saw this…

The reposted post was deleted
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Microsoft is removing BSoD in favor of a black screen with text on top…

to be honest, i never got a BSoD when i used windows, but… dang.

caption this

for those interested, this is TS!UNDERSWAP by TeamSwitched.

lets goo

I just shat myself in my geography exam

I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)

Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.

Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there

So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet

The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy

I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig

Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys

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atleast i think i heard they plan to increase it from 70~ EUR. I don’t remember.

Still, big miss.

oh uhh by the way completely irrelevant but like

ngl seeing the price of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, Sega REALLY missed a gigantic marketing campaign…

Had a shot at bringing back “Sega does what Nintendon’t” by costing way less or atleast half of Kart World. Would’ve seriously been booming their sales, good game or not.

oh uhh by the way completely irrelevant but like

ngl seeing the price of Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, Sega REALLY missed a gigantic marketing campaign…

Had a shot at bringing back “Sega does what Nintendon’t” by costing way less or atleast half of Kart World. Would’ve seriously been booming their sales, good game or not.

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