are you a note left by a stalker in a horror movie
ohhh well im the type of guy 
who’ll never settle down 
where pretty girls are 
well you know that im around 
whenever my laptop fan turns off i gain new appreciation for the phrase "the silence was deafening"
we should replace all wikipedia photos with the wrinkliest old fuck that ever lived
why does wikipedia always use young photos for girls wikis i legit thought kate bush was dead. also why not for the guys too i always see an old man in a film and think wow i bet he was cute when he was young and who confirms? not wiki!!!! thanks a lot girl
what was i on
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black, ye-
….what am I
what am i doing with my life.
reposting an obscure movie script on an obscure social media?
what is the point of it all?
why are we even- ooooh look a butterfly!
hate when people say “we’ve been trying so hard for a baby”
like, ok? do you want me to join?
same
Reminder that Valentines Day is actually about a Catholic saint who was martyred and had his heart ripped out
How romantic
Edit: (and then it got merged with another holiday and a poem was written about it and it turned into what we know today)
i can't attach pictures but trust me she’s a chunky one