Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
I'm happy to announce that i have permanently quit using certain conventional languages, including but not limited to go, python, lua, bash, and more. from now on, i'll be writing all of my projects in PHP. SparkShell, along with everything else I've developed, will be rewritten to conform to the new standards. long live PHP!
i got a bit bored so i decided to draft a whole hack club ysws (you ship we ship) based around making cool things with fuse (filesystem in usespace). the website is written completely in golang, and emulates a terminal/shell. it’s all compiled to wasm so it runs quite well in browsers.
elon musk proposed giving everyone in the US $5,000 as a result of DOGE. DOGE has supposedly saved about $16 billion, but if you do the math, he's only saved about $2 billion (source: NPR... keep in mind that this not a lot compared to the $6.5 trillion the US gov spends each year). and then if you calculate everyone who would be eligible for this money, that equates to avoid $1,200,000,000,000 (240 million people * $5,000). now how's that for savings/government efficiency!
wasn’t too bad, honestly. i don’t have a whole lot to say, besides that they let me listen to hawaii part ii during it.
a bill has been introduced in the US for when we gain greenland; the point of it is to rename it to the ‘red white and blue land.’ what a joke.
sometimes i feel embarrassed to be an American.
I’ve been making a movie for the last 8 months.
It’s called Childish Things and here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/qICTLUBjAmo
I’ll let you know where it’s playing in festivals over the next few months.
The movie will be public this summer.
i feel bad for all the small business owners/creators that used tiktok but also at the same time if your only source of income is from tiktok, you should really reevaluate your business strategy
life update
college class that i’m doing started today
ftc qualifiers are in two days and we're very very not prepared
i learned that the girl i liked/went to a dance with is now dating one of my “friends” :(