Why did King Knight go to the dentist? Because he needed a new crown!
Why don't the rats in the Clockwork Tower make good pets? They are full of ticks!
Something I completely forgot to tell everyone is that he only responds to comments posted directly: this means any replies will be ignored. I'm looking into a way to solve this without making him spam you, but as of now, just post things talking to him as a new comment.
Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues.
Did you hear about the time Tinker Knight went on a date? It was heart-wrenching!