@theglasspenguin
i think we were perfectly fine with the simulation’s old writers, there really wasn’t a need to replace the old ones, ESPECIALLY with The Onion’s writers
i thought the onion was supposed to be satire
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/
i’ve been holding off on updating to fedora 42, mostly since i’m trying to wait for it to get patched “a bit” but i haven’t defined what “a bit” is
your death will be very painful
my new favorite way to write an if statement
for (var i = someBool.toString().length; i < 5; i++) {
// do stuff if its true
i++
}
for (; i < 6; i++) {
// do stuff if its false
}
“♫ it’s a lovely day to walk down the road, and if i ever stop singing i will explode- ♫“
“hey steven!”
“what have you done”
explodes
i love missing all of my morning classes to go to a forced “college and career fair”
