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The redback spider, also known as the Australian black widow, is a species of highly venomous spider believed to originate in Australia but now, Southeast Asia and New Zealand, it has also been found in packing crates in the United States with colonies elsewhere outside Australia.
I hope all the furry haters out there know that without furries, the military would be decades less advanced!
Did you know that a rookie coroner get’s paid an average of over $200k AU a year?
I was originally planning on becoming a coroner so no one else has to go through the horror of being around dead people, but screw that moral high horse! If everything goes to plan, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HOUSE IN A DECADE!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY WATCH IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!! THAT IS SO COOL!!! WOW, THIS WILL BE EXPENSIVE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Tomorrow night, I’ll wear my dress to the school formal, and hopefully I will get the courage to ask out the guy I like!
Post formal edit: Welp, it went surprisingly well! I didn’t have the courage to ask the guy I like out, but it’s not the end of the world, I have until the end of the year to gain the courage!
(It was weird as even the most transphobic and homophobic people complemented my dress!)
Just bought some high heels, so now I just need to wait for my dress to arrive so I can girl boss my way through the school formal this Friday! (Formal is basically Australia’s form of prom.)
The world may take a lot to be fixed, but it can be and will be fixed one day!
And I know we will live to see it!
I haven’t seen Bolt since last morning… I hope they’re ok…
I JUST GOT A NEW FRIEND!
Their a spider and they’ve been doing laps around my office for about an hour.
I’ve named them Bolt.
(Don’t worry, their a huntsman so they don’t have venom.)
EDIT: Ok so, Bolt is hanging around the window that Hikikomori the mud wasp lives at…
I can now (somewhat) reliably defeat Sans first try in Undertale genocide runs!
I think all those transphobes would love The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy due to how much improbability and stretching of logic it takes for their arguments to make sense!
“oH, cReEps WiLl SPenD YEaRs oF TrAInInG aND PrOCeduRes tO BE AblE to enter the oPiSitE GeNDeRs BaTHrOomS!1!1!!“
HA! Don’t make me laugh! If anything, forcing trans people to use the wrong bathrooms will make it easier for predatory cis men to walk in just by pretending they are trans!
I wish the best for all my trans brothers and sisters out there!
I don’t think I’ll be trans…. but I get weirdly happy when people refer to me as a she…
Wow… I really… lost my cool there…
I should not rant about things in the heat of the moment…
That was probably more than a little rude…
If you didn’t see what this post was before the edit… ignore this…
Please…