playing white noise loudly in my headphones and taking a giant shit with no regards for the noises coming out of my mouth or ass (Helen Keller simulator)
why isn’t the kde forums called KDiscuss or KForums or something KStupid KJust KLike KAll KOther KDE KNames

No lies spoken
The Pixel 11 series has to be the most boring and mid phone launch I’ve seen in years
LED on the back for AI slop and… phone calls? Yes Google, I’d LOVE to scratch my screen to see a slop blue and purple gradient LED while talking to mid AI
Best camera ever on a Pixel (waow)
Probably like 5% faster GPU (hey they’ll be on par with the iPhone 7 from 2016 now!!11!)
From Tom’s Guide: “Tensor G6 is nearly 50% slower than Galaxy S26 Ultra” 
The only real improvement is they replaced the Shitsung Exynass modem with a Mediatek (midtek) modem so it’s slightly less shit now
Bright screen is now brighter, but it probably still won’t be brighter because Google auto brightness makes me want to skin whoever at Google made the Google auto brightness act more like auto darkness and set your brightness to 0% every 30 seconds if you aren’t literally focusing 16 suns of lights through a magnifying glass directly into the light sensor
The already shit battery is now smaller
!!New kindle jailbreak just dropped!!
Update: I put (most of) them in demo mode and mounted them
