@today I made the @today bot! You can see what it does in the repost, it was just an idea I had and decided to make a real thing :)
Want it to announce your birthday on the day? Or did something cool? Tag @today (for example, saying @today I did xyz) and if there’s 5 or less others, you’ll make it into today’s post (if made before the time limit) or in tomorrow’s post if you missed the time limit. For more than 5 people, the posts to feature are picked at random :)
thanks engineerrunner for breaking it before it could do well, literally anything, hopefully it’s slightly harder to break now.
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
@today birthday set dd mm yyyy (year is optional)
To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!
Hello, world! This is some text, and this is some italic text! After putting it off for 2 minutes far too long, wo.mbat finally has styling, yippee yahoo!
the big yahu is predicted to lose the next Israeli election. if he does, he will be tried for war crimes, yahu!
LMAO my Z Flip6 is gonna arrive on the same day that the Telecommunications Industry Ombudsman is gonna sue Vodafone if they don't fix my issue
@today I bought Google AI Pro because it was only $8.49 AUD which is actually shockingly good value. It comes with YouTube Premium Lite and costs less than a YouTube Premium Lite subscription.
it smells REALLY strongly of harsh chemicals 
how australia post feels after sending your package to a black hole (Welshpool Boorna Wangkiny Mia)