It’s here, say hi to neubot —> https://neubot.joshatticus.site
it’s a semantic parsing (a subset of natural language processing) chatbot kinda like Google Assistant or Siri. Even better, it doesn’t use LLMs.
it’s currently in beta with so much more planned for it, it already has basic clock, weather, search and spotify* integration and we plan on adding way more in the very near future.
*spotify has been implemented however I’m waiting on approval from spotify to allow everyone to use it, and you may not be able to link your account until it is approved, in the meantime I can manually approve people who are particularly interested, just let me know :)
2h 50m later I can use my computer again they’re fixing it for free yippee anyways here’s the configuration for the camera stuff
they're doing windows updates now after restarting my computer multiple times
I finally got pissed off enough that Dell killed my Face Recognition and Fingerprint Recognition on my XPS so I contacted them and they're remote controlling my computer and the support person just tried to GASLIGHT ME into thinking that my computer doesn't have IR emitters, so I took a photo of them and sent it to my computer and they tried to close it, then they opened Dell’s website and opened the system configuration tab and right there it said “ HELLO, IRLED”, which is Windows Hello Facial Recognition and the guy just closed it and didn't say anything and he still hadn't said anything but he's updating my graphics drivers for the third time
they're doing windows updates now after restarting my computer multiple times
I finally got pissed off enough that Dell killed my Face Recognition and Fingerprint Recognition on my XPS so I contacted them and they're remote controlling my computer and the support person just tried to GASLIGHT ME into thinking that my computer doesn't have IR emitters, so I took a photo of them and sent it to my computer and they tried to close it, then they opened Dell’s website and opened the system configuration tab and right there it said “ HELLO, IRLED”, which is Windows Hello Facial Recognition and the guy just closed it and didn't say anything and he still hadn't said anything but he's updating my graphics drivers for the third time
I finally got pissed off enough that Dell killed my Face Recognition and Fingerprint Recognition on my XPS so I contacted them and they're remote controlling my computer and the support person just tried to GASLIGHT ME into thinking that my computer doesn't have IR emitters, so I took a photo of them and sent it to my computer and they tried to close it, then they opened Dell’s website and opened the system configuration tab and right there it said “ HELLO, IRLED”, which is Windows Hello Facial Recognition and the guy just closed it and didn't say anything and he still hadn't said anything but he's updating my graphics drivers for the third time
I've discovered how to make temporary tattoos with a cricut machine, pen, transfer tape, heat and pressure and I'm not unstoppable
Android 16 is absolutely BEAUTIFUL, and not only that but it has MASSIVELY improved battery life on my pixel, I've been able to get 7 hours of screen on time on a full charge compared to an absolutely pathetic 3-4 hours previously on my Pixel 8 Pro
Firefox is dogshit for privacy
Sadly it looks like i’m gonna have to scrap Spotify integration with neubot, despite numerous attempts to tell Spotify that neubot doesn't use AI in the typical sense or LLMs at all, they refuse to extend my quota :(
TL;DR: whoever reviewed my applications has an IQ of about room temperature in Celsius
absolute state of australia that albo is listening to a few activists on the east coast who want to ban live export which will completely tank the WA economy (I mean it was already bad thanks to albo but it’ll get worse) and cause hundreds of thousands of people in WA to lose their job, farmers, truckies, people in rural communities in general, and how our votes literally don’t mean anything, as soon as WA polls close the election is just decided purely by the east coast.
Sadly encrypted so can’t do anything with it, darn you silicon labs for making things secure (and thanks colgate for your unsecured, completely public FTP server with every single firmware and bootloader ever for every toothbrush)
I'm so cooked
3 hours and I haven’t even started what now
I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays
3 hours and I haven’t even started what now
I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays
I had the entire school holidays to do my essay so ofc I'm gonna do the whole thing tomorrow on the last day of holidays