It’s here, say hi to neubot —> https://neubot.joshattic.us
it’s a semantic parsing (a subset of natural language processing) chatbot kinda like Google Assistant or Siri. Even better, it doesn’t use LLMs.
it’s currently in beta with so much more planned for it, it already has basic clock, weather, search and spotify* integration and we plan on adding way more in the very near future.
*spotify has been implemented however I’m waiting on approval from spotify to allow everyone to use it, and you may not be able to link your account until it is approved, in the meantime I can manually approve people who are particularly interested, just let me know :)
It didn't face a DDoS attack I just used up all your egress so you have to buy more now
Hey guys,
Firstly, don’t worry about the email logins, you will still be able to sign up and log in with it. Secondly, our database faced a DDoS attack and caused the site to shut down. We are currently investigating the incident and will update you with more details in the future. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
Blaze
no more balze
Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them
you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side
edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username
balze shutdown was just a publicity stunt, he claims he can’t afford wix but now he’s paying some stupid vibe coding crap called lovable $25 per month for the world’s most expensive vps
Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them
you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side
edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username
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balze was already dead for like a month before kyle announced it was shutting down because not even kyle uses it so it took him a month to figure it out
skibidi toilet nova search is deathing in 19 days domain expiring don’t wanna pay to renew it it sucks anyways
Since project ember or whatever it was called never dropped I never leaked this but I’m gonna leak it now https://github.com/JoshAtticus/OperationVolcanoRadar
Hello Blazers,
It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.
While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.
Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).
Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Blaze.
(got 20% off only paid $72 AUD)
self promotion time yall should lowkey subscribe to me on youtube so I can continue fueling the ewaste going to landfil crisis one 700 view video at a time https://www.youtube.com/@joshatticus
I win vergeside collection i got a working lenovo aio with an Intel Core i5 5200U, 8GB DDR4 (will report speed later), and 128GB SSD
neubot 2025.09.06 is here —> https://neubot.joshattic.us
Rate limits actually work now - Been unable to use neubot because your ratelimits never rolled over? Sorry about that, we fixed it.
More natural greetings - The last update broke greetings, which we fixed with this update
Fun is here! - Say hello to the new fun features in neubot, bad jokes, self-destruct sequence etc
(this update was almost 2025.09.05 but I pushed it on the 6th so now I can sleep and not call it 2025.09.05)