New Blog Post — This post was written by a primitive LLM
Modern LLMs are stinky and controversial, so why care about those when GPT-2 can replace my blog with My new phone is an IPS panel, not a Galaxy S9 or S10, a 5MP Sony sensor phone from January 2014. Speaking of which, why did you just send me this? Because I actually really fucking love my Pixel 8 Pro.
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-09-20-this-post-was-written-by-primitive-ai

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hello from my awesome Galaxy S21 I just paid 22 cents to unlock after just using it as a paperweight for months
The best part of my new watch is that it hasn’t tried to randomly call the police on me yet like my Pixel Watch did
Actually it’s more like Everyone gets a puppy or Diarhorrea forever
@today I FINALLY got Windows Autopilot to work and then promptly nuked the OS off of one of the work Surface Pros by accident
wo.mbat 2.4.3 is here!
changelog (mobile)
- Fixed comment threads and made them far less annoying
- Fixed reposts containing only images and no text content
- Added copying text in posts & comments
- Added tap & hold to copy usernames and bios
changelog (wearos)
- FINALLY ACTUALLY compliant with Google standards
Get it now on GitHub at https://github.com/JoshAtticus/wo.mbat/releases/tag/2.4.3 and it should be available soon on Google Play!
Why does men's deodorant have to be the worst smelling thing ever like no I DON'T want to smell like rusty metal peanut butter cedarwood or industrial exhaust fumes burning plastic
Rode a neuron e-scooter, was genuinely the most lame, unexciting, complete waste of $5.80 I've ever used, first time ever riding an escooter but they started billing me before I had even been able to unlock the thing and put the helmet on, tried to end the trip but I was 1m outside the designated parking area so I had to wait 30 seconds to end again (which they billed me for of course), scooter was SPEED CAPPED AT 4.5KMPH UNLESS I DID ID VERIFICATION, I literally paid to move slower than I walked all while looking dodgy as for using an escooter and it wasn't even cool or fun and I used it as a manual scooter 50% of the time, 0/10, I hope they go bankrupt
32 of my 35 submitted requests arrived today!
Fun Fact: Apple still runs this service program, and there's like no limits to what you can submit. I've successfully submitted a mid 2010 iMac, an iPod Shuffle, a 2017 iPhone that isn't even supposed to be included in the program. Hard barrier for 1st gen iPod shuffles though.



