idk why but for the last week i’ve just been referring to @ilovetimhortons to the ol ‘horton to myself and laughing. “oh look, the ol’ horton just posted!”. i think ol’ horton is the new sad emo juffalo buffalo at the ibiza pizza
big guy ik we’re tight like that but this is NOT a good first post 
td i woke up at 8 am but i decided to go to sleep again cuz i thought i didnt get enough hours so in those 2 extra hrs of sleep i deadass dreamt about going to epstein island
there at
I am extremely disappointed that the president spread false news about how to defeat vampires, while claiming it was verified by my education board. I would like to clarify that the true method to defeat vampires is to bite them first.
Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
this is LITERALLY performative…
he stole ts
cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car
my girlfriend !!!!!!
Minecraft just announced that in future updates they will be removing obfuscation. This essentially makes Minecraft, a PAID game, nearly open-source. Crazy that Minecraft became open source before wasteof.money
@jeffalo MIGHT be a performative male
-lived/lives in canada/switzerland (performative ahh places)
-listens to pink pony club and chappell roan
-has twitter privated
-uses iphone
-uses airpods
-uses macbook
-probably brings his macbook to tim hortons/starbucks (tim hortons for sure), and does college assignments there while drinking matcha