Y’all still use toilet paper? Personally I bring a record player, set it to 78RPM, and let the needle scratch off all the shit. Can’t hate on it until you try it! Am I right?? 
Kendrick Bluds: MUSTAAAAAAAARD
Drake Bluds: KETCHUUUUUUUUP
Jcole Bluds: MAYONAISEEEEEEE
Tally Hall Bluds: RANCHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Kendrick, Drake, and Jcole Bluds: Who invited you Diddy unc
Skylar: Yo my name is Skylar, I'm a 16 year old professional idiot who streams on Twitch. idk what to add so ima add more later i guess lmao
Release them… it’s time they know the truth… but remove me from them…
My fellow wasters of money,
So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…
Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?
Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…
- President Kiwi
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked ) (we ALL relate) 
When you and your homeboy are waiting for everyone to complete their tests after y’all are done early and that one kid takes four hours. (we ALL relate)
When you and your homeboy are watching videos at school even though phones are banned and a teacher catches you so you give it to them and pay the front office $15. (we ALL relate)
When you fail your test and your parents get mad at you so you study harder so you can get better grades (we ALL relate)
When you and your friend are walking to school (like usual), but then he slips into mud and falls and then you start laughing then help him get back up. (WE all relate)
I think Burrito needs some opposition right now, so I am going to be the complete opposite of him and say normal stuff.
