@thrat

$5 to Skylar’s Cashapp or $100 billion to Israel?!

Some day we gon' get Oren

Some day we gon' get Lindsay

Baby, don't you bet it all

On a pack of Lindsay

You might think Oren wrote you off

They gon' have to Lindsay me off

Someday the Oren’ll be gone

And they'll play Lindsay on and on

Sometimes I take all the Oren

Talk like I drank all the Lindsay

Oren ahead but way Lindsay

I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren

No half-orens, just all Lindsays

Caught between Oren and Lindsay

This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay

Have you ever played Blox Fruits with your life on the line while having a BUNCH of mangoes in your mouth . Well this is called Dark Mango Psychology , now in Dark Mango Psychology you realize the mangoes ain’t just your normal mangoes they are DARK . And when you eat a mango , you realize that the serotonin inside of the mangos go all the way to your brain . And then when it enters your brain and reaches the membrane , it activates something inside of you. You start to look at people like seeds , seeds waiting to get sprouted . Seeds waiting to enter your stomach . And when that happens , you realize that you ’re somewhere deep , somewhere very deep , somewhere you don’t want to be . Wanna guess what that is ? BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA

I love myself so much and you should love yourself too

Growing up is realising that cantaloupe tastes good

Never forgot the great coleslaw war of ‘25… #3195 #ColeslawTastesTerrible #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger

YOU ALREADY KNOW IT

if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself

bro what if they made @kiwi a real person or something that would be crazy

My impression of Obama playing Fortnite:

“Hello my fellow americans, may someone please pick up my “reboot card”? It would be greatly appreciated, thank you.”

hi guyhs!!11