/ooc Yeah, I’m sorry this election hasn’t hit the same… it’s just that it was only said four days in advance and I have to get ready for college and whatnot so I haven’t had much time to write jokes or add to the lore even though I wish I could. Also, I do support a second round of voting but only for next year because that does seem more fair, but I wouldn’t want to change the results of the election even after it’s already ended.
I do agree with eviljeffalo here, this year’s election was pretty disappointing, and it doesn’t really hit the same. However, even through @thrat will likely win today in a disappointing way, people wanted an election to happen so that kiwi could be replaced, especially since he left wasteof recently. Changing the way the election is held and run because you were disappointed with turnout is not fair, and should not happen.
if the election ends today, the winner will become president with less than half the votes of last year’s loser. the people demand a second round of voting between the two leading candidates, so that everyone has a chance to make their vote count.
MAJOR NEWS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!
In a surprising twist of events, the thratwitch and Eris Schaffer campaigns have merged into one, with thratwitch (colloquially known as thrat) being the president of said campaign, with Eris as Vice President! Not only that, but I will be building a 40-story McDonald’s if we win the presidency! Take that, @eviljeffalo.
Be on the look out for more exciting news, and don’t vote for evil…
-Future President Thrat
Hey guys! New update: The OFFICIAL thratwitch presidential campaign goals have been posted! Let me know in the comments if you have any other ideas for what I should do as president. I love hearing from my voters!
-thrat
Hey Guys! I am proud to announce that I will be running for president of the wasteof.money platform! I will be making great changes that this platform has been BEGGING for, so please vote for me! Official campaign goals will be posted soon, so be on the look-out for that!
-thrat
Kendrick Bluds: MUSTAAAAAAAARD 
Drake Bluds: KETCHUUUUUUUUP
Jcole Bluds: MAYONAISEEEEEEE
Tally Hall Bluds: RANCHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Kendrick, Drake, and Jcole Bluds: Who invited you Diddy unc
Skylar: Yo my name is Skylar, I'm a 16 year old professional idiot who streams on Twitch. idk what to add so ima add more later i guess lmao
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked ) (we ALL relate) 
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
Have 
you
ever 
played 
Blox 
Fruits 
with 
your life 
on 
the 
line 
while 
having 
a 
BUNCH 
of 
mangoes 
in 
your mouth 
. Well 
this 
is 
called 
Dark 
Mango Psychology 
, now in Dark Mango Psychology you realize 
the mangoes ain’t 
just 
your normal 
mangoes they 
are 
DARK . And 
when you eat 
a mango , you realize that 
the serotonin 
inside 
of the mangos go 
all 
the way 
to your brain . And then 
when it 
enters 
your brain and reaches 
the membrane 
, it activates something inside of you. You start 
to look 
at people 
like seeds 
, seeds waiting to get 
sprouted 
. Seeds waiting to enter your stomach 
. And when that happens , you realize that you ’re somewhere 
deep 
, somewhere very 
deep , somewhere you don’t want 
to be . Wanna 
guess 
what that is ? BLOX FRUITS SECOND 
SEA
Never forgot the great coleslaw war of ‘25… #3195 #ColeslawTastesTerrible #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger