@thrat

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. @Kiwi... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I saw your profile. The way you waste money. Your incredible money wasting abilities. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you quit wasteof. You had a great childhood, and you still never became spoiled. You are even amazing off wasteof, you're a great student and friend, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever weep, thinking of the day you will quit wasteof. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first had to go to summer camp for a week and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I saw you leave, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard election for us baby, but alas, you won, and made history happen. You won by three votes, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim the words, "tallpeter deserved it lmao + bozo, smoking on that oren pack, kiwi party on top" Not only have you changed wasteof and the world forever, but you've forever changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king Kiwi.

jeffalo took me to the chat and touched me in my nether regions

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