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#3196…

We have attempted to train a large learning AI on coleslaw to properly interpret the feedback we received.

Coleslaw has none of the failings of the human condition and has half the flavor. Because all wasteofians have been so supportive of coleslaw, we are happy to announce coleslaw has been elected as our One True Leader.

All hail Coleslaw. May the cabbage never wilt.

All food, save for coleslaw, has had a 99% decrease in all effects.

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PLEASE DELETE COLESLAW… I NEED THIS… MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS…

The votes have been tallied, and coleslaw has seen larger support than hate. We are currently working on important coleslaw changes, so stay tuned

With new in-game controversy, we want to extend a poll to you, the community.

Please vote on this post whether you like coleslaw or not. Based on user feedback, we will tweak this item to better fit the desired purpose on Earth.

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VOTE NO!!!!

With new in-game controversy, we want to extend a poll to you, the community.

Please vote on this post whether you like coleslaw or not. Based on user feedback, we will tweak this item to better fit the desired purpose on Earth.

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Never forgot the great coleslaw war of ‘25… #3195 #ColeslawTastesTerrible #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger

YOU ALREADY KNOW IT

Coleslaw sucks

[DELTARUNE]!..just a week away! [DELTARUNE] is in a week!..[DELTARUNE]! i am so happy about this information :DDD ...[DELTARUNE], just a week away! oh wow. can you believe it! [DELTARUNE]! just in a week! it got here so fast!

Notice how they don’t mention -thekiwiparty-? It’s become jeffalo KILLED him, he shot and killed -thekiwiparty-, and they’re trying to cover it up! Don’t let censorship spread, never forgot the death of the kiwi party….. #3195 #KiwiForPresident2028 #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger

By The Wasted Onion: Political Wasteof Fan Accounts Taken To Live Peaceful Drama-Free Life On Farm Upstate

DIXON, MO—Making a strongly worded statement on a recent policy change, wasteof owner Jeffalo announced Tuesday morning that accounts cheerleading political parties and economic philosophies will be taken to live a peaceful drama-free life on a farm upstate. “We’re now sending political sock puppet accounts to a beautiful, picturesque farm in Missouri so that they may find inner peace,” said the post in part. “I have found refuge in this PATRIOTIC scenery to escape the clutches of the WOKE MOB!” The owner of the Republicans account said in a letter written in crayon to The Wasted Onion. In another letter, the owner of the Democrats account stated that “I am so happy being here, I haven’t had to listen to losers explain why sending bombs used on Gaza was a bad look, RESULT!” According to reports, the owner of the socialism account had taken up knitting, sharing the means of production with others on the farm and selling items to visitors. At press time, further reports suggested the owner of the capitalism account had begun efforts to privatise the farms knitted goods business, writing in a letter that they wished to create a “company that wins on its merits in the marketplace,” while announcing a monthly subscription service that gives consumers legal permission to wear the garments purchased on the farm.

This story was suggested by @engineerrunner, thank you!

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I just wanna give a quick shout-out to kaleb… I’ve always been nervous to, but he’s inspired me to follow my dreams. Eating Uranium-235 here we come!!!

the conspiracy theory that bluetooth earbuds cause cancer is just ridiculous

first off, bluetooth earbuds emit radiation that’s lower in the electromagnetic spectrum than even microwaves, and those frequencies aren’t even powerful enough to cause cancer

also, the radiation emitted by them is 100x less than what phones emit. And just imagine x-rays! with this logic we should just ban x-rays

so yeah kids you’re fine 👍

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We should 3195 because the kiwi party got banned…

They done locked my boy -thekiwiparty- up… never forgot what they took from us… #KiwiForPresident2028 #NeverForgetKiwiParty

@jeffalo uh sorry if this bothers you but could you maybe unban the kiwi party account? it was ran as a joke and i (shockingly) do not actually want kiwi to be the president in 2028. i’ll add my name to the bio if its necessary but its fine if you dont unban it just figured id ask

KIWI CANT STOP WINNING!!! KIWI FOR PRESIDENT 2028!!!

if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself 💔💔

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Using wasteof.money light mode has to be a self-torture method

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