Hello all wasteofers,
My sentence starts tomorrow. It is ten days long. Unfortunately, the prisons don’t allow me to post for “safety reasons”. Thank you. Hopefully Kiwi lets me keep my education department position. For now, Salad is in charge of education in my place, and if he doesn’t wanna take the position, school is off until my sentence ends.
I just shat myself in my maths exam
Basically we were sitting down doing maths and I, being a dumbass, didn't go to the toilet first, thinking I could hold it. However, when we got in the exam I realised I had deceived myself. My stomach started groaning insanely loudly after the first 10 minutes and I got really scared the invigilators would tell me off.
The previous day I had explosive diarrhea so I probably should have been more prepared but I wasn't. After about 45 minutes I couldn't even do the paper any more. I had to focus on not shitting myself - it felt like if I even budged over in my seat, the seal would break and it would come gushing out. It was horrible.
Eventually I literally couldn't hold it more. While desperately clasping the sides of the desk for support I accidentally dropped my pen. Shit. Dangerously, I leaned over to pick it up and that's when it happened. Diarhhea started exploding out my ass.
It came with such force that it BROKE THROUGH my trousers and pants and sprayed all over the desks behind me, drenching the 3 people behind me like some sort of shit shotgun. Of course by now the entire exam hall was screaming but I was just wimpering. People started throwing up, covering their exam papers with puke as well as the shit already there. I was on one of the back rows, so the shit silhouettes of the students covered in it were stained on the wall.
I got excluded and the students affected will get special considerations. My future is ruined.
Hello all wasteofers,
My sentence starts tomorrow. It is ten days long. Unfortunately, the prisons don’t allow me to post for “safety reasons”. Thank you. Hopefully Kiwi lets me keep my education department position. For now, Salad is in charge of education in my place, and if he doesn’t wanna take the position, school is off until my sentence ends.
Hello all,
You are likely aware of the recent accusations made against me about TallPeter’s assassination. I have decided to plead guilty, and the judge has sentenced me to 10 days in wasteof prison. This means I will not be able to post, comment, or communicate with anyone on the internet during this time. My sentence starts July 11th. Thank you for reading. RIP TallPeter, did not kill him btw
Sincerely,
thrat
Using the fraudalent link, removing drake and grasses votes, and accounting for votes that weren’t counted for Oren even though they said Oren, I can say that Kiwi won by 5/6 votes. love you kiwi!!!! For my first act of education, I will make learning how to speedrun Red Ball 2: The King a required part of the cirruculum. Goes into effect immediately.
Hello, it’s me, thrat of the kiwi party.
I would like to inform all that I did not actually murder TallPeter, as upon looking at security footage, my bullet missed by about 5 metres. This means the killer was someone else. I would also like to mention that the kiwi party does not condone terrorism or any other form of violence. We are dedicated to a safe, peaceful, and fair election. If we killed one of our opponents, then it would not be fair. I apologise for the inappropriate jokes I have made claiming to have intentionally killed TallPeter, or threatening Oren. Kiwi is absolutely associated with our party by the way, just saying.
Sincerely,
thrat of the kiwi party
guys i didn’t actually kill tallpeter or commit terrorism i was just trolling it was a social experiment PLEASE BELIEVE ME IT WAS JUST MEANT TO BE RAGEBAIT!!!!
if kiwi wins, first comment is my bio for a whole MONTH… (really increasing the offer’s value), you can comment now but its not guaranteed yet
Does anybody know Skylar on Discord or anything? Please call her. She’s been saying some really concerning things on stream about suicide and I’m really worried about her. Please help me, I’m really trying but I need help.
Edit: Skylar notified me at around 2:40am EST via direct message that she has taken her medication and is feeling better. I will update you if the situation changes.
Out of curiosity, would you guys want to start another wasteof minecraft SMP? I have VIP+, so I can make it on Hypixel instead of Aternos, which means it would run 24/7 and it (should) also make it so that the server owner (me) can’t see your IP. Let me know your thoughts!
