Too old to trick-and-treat. Too unpopular to go to a Halloween party.
I guess it’s just me and my mashed potatoes, reading posts from the goat 
Genuinely had the BEST birthday of my LIFE yesterday.
To start it off, me and my close friends decided to visit a fried chicken restaurant near our campus, and I paid for them, but after they finished their meals, I just started ordering mini waffles for no reason because it was really funny and I ate them as syrup sandwiches. Honestly, it sounds weird now, but it was the funniest thing EVER in the moment to go to the cashier and look them dead in the eyes and ask for JUST mini waffles.
Then, afterward, we visited the dollar store and I just bought seven bananas for literally zero reason because (again!) it was REALLY funny in the moment. They were genuinely GRASS green too so it was not like I was planning on eating them anytime soon.
Then, after THAT, my college was hosting a social event, so me and my mates went to visit it (I had to because I’m on Student Council), and it was halloween-themed so I just put on an undershirt and put a shirt under it and acted as an “alcoholic drunk fat stepdad”. (Quite the costume, I know.) I talked to a friend of a friend and we genuinely started connecting like we had known each other for YEARS. Then we got shaving cream and covered ourselves in it while chasing our other friends in it. It got all over my face so I looked like I had rabies, so I just started acting insane for the giggles. There was also a DJ, and one of my professors must have told him it was my birthday, because he invited me to the front of the room and he played Happy Birthday while I was half-shirtless and covered in shaving cream. The Dean even said he liked my costume! After that, I got my new friend’s TikTok and phone number so we can keep in touch and whatnot!
Finally, after the party, I went to the fried chicken place (different place than the place I mentioned earlier) that I visit at least 3x a week and since I know all the workers by now, they said happy birthday for me and gave me extra chicken and fries. I dropped it all over the garage floor when I got home because I saw a giant bug and it scared me so bad I jumped about two metres but the floor was luckily recently cleaned, so I did not mind picking it up quickly and just eating it anyway.
Finally, today I got a new mouse for about $100, so I’m excited to see how well that affects my Geometry Dash skill.
Overall, today and yesterday were solid 10/10 days, and I’m so grateful I got to experience them. If I had to take away a lesson from this, just try new things and don’t worry what others will think about you.
Written with much love,
thratwitch :D
BRO GENUINELY I HAD THE BEST BIRTHDAY TODAY I GOTTA TELL Y’ALL MORE TOMORROW
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WAIT ACTUAL PEAK?? GENUINELY THO TYSM!!
Here are some designs I made for the new @Thrat and @Eris administration. Given that Thrat’s profile picture features the Hello Kitty bow, I decided to go down that route for fun. Plus, it let me use fun colour combinations like pink and blue. A lot of the design is inspired by Hello Kitty, such as the fonts that are pretty similar to the brands own typography and so on. I also reused my Crack House logo I made when Auriali was president and that I recoloured for when Kiwi was president. Hope I’ve made my nation proud! 
Me and my friends are planning on going a trip to Switzerland & Austria in about a year and a half, and since I can’t afford $7,000 out of pocket, I’m going to be instead paying monthly installments of $389 for 18 months! Am I a financial GENIUS? 
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Hey guys, I just want to give a quick shout-out to @eris for the amazing job she did programming my personal blog and website! If you’re interested in seeing an example of her work, feel free to visit my website!
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I’m heartbroken he never spoke again
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
he’s been saying this EVERY SINGLE TIME we call for a month straight btw 
yea bro i lowkey might be bi i was jerking off to FOIDS now i be jerking off to GUYS