i love them because i find them very easy to swallow (i’m not even kidding 
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when you lwk start ragebaiting @eris, but then she whispers your entire genetic code back to you, and starts talm about some “imma make an identical clone of you and kidnap the real you and force you to lowkirkenuinely write wikipedia type articles about me or else ill lowflowstateericakirkjorkindepeanisvancebuenianzbusybird15genuiluckydthecattheglasspenguinACTUALLY give you backshots n shi” so you LOWTHRATWITCHDA-TAALSOKNOWNASAURIALIBUSYBIRD15DIVORCEYOURWIFEABANDONYOURKIDSANDLEARNARABICSPARKSKYLARGEO write “Eris Schaffer, also known as Eri, occasionally stylized as 3r1s, is an American software developer, often specializing on the designing and creation of online UI frameworks and clients for pre-existing websites. Born on September 30th, 2007, Eris has been developing for at least three years, as her first GitHub pull request was on December 3rd, 2022, although they have likely been developing for longer. Eris is also an avid collector of Mp3 players, along with old iPhones, boasting an extensive collection that includes the iPhone 7, iPhone 17, iPhone 5c, iPhone 4, and like 5,000 different types of iPods. Eris also has a reputation of trying to be burrito SO bad but it js doesn’t work. Finally, Eris is a passionate hater of macOS, which is really stupid, because I KNOW she uses some niche, bum ahh linux distro with three users that requires five hours of troubleshooting every two days, but doesn’t switch to something normal, or even something like Linux Mint because she wants to be a contrarian soooooooooooooo bad”, but then you lwk get straight up shot by cheesewhiskers cuz you violated wikipedia rule: 17BARMSQD: don’t show any human opinions
plerby: come in!!!
burrito: you are so right
chester: no response
tallpeter: i am tall
dertermenter: hey guys did i ever tell you about what happened before my exams
eris: erm does he want me
ilovetallpeter: i love tall peter
esben: my name is esben, and i am too normal to understand this
when its 138 A.K. (after kirk), and your hb buenianz lowkirk2714buenuinely does an illegal glooning (gloving + gooning) move so you lowkirk2714birdgamejeffaloepsteinbuenuinely have to deglove him so now he can only goon instead of gloon but then you see that big j (Josh Atticus) lowsalad2174kenuinely destroyed the blaze servers so now he can’t goon either so you highkirkenuiactuallyreally js turn into scp wish i knew but then you think of hawk tuah so its now its scp wish i knuah (knew + tuah) so you lowaterlooekirkenuinely js live a thousand years listening to triple t covers of esDIHkid who has over 67 songs and 41 albums but then you lowkglazekiwienuinely let it crust, so you ragebait eagle but he lwkirkenuinely runs the streets of the big rica so he tries switching out your entire neighborhood and then says its js a prank lil bro
buenianz: what
jeffalo epstein: hi
jeffalo: what
jadallo: hi jeffstein
ilovetimhortons: I LOVE WATERLOO!!!
salad: i’m too busy to hop on hypixel unc… i love israel
oren: lindsay
kiwi: i am not from new zealand
paradock: SIGMAAAAA (+1000 AURA)
kyletech: this makes my head hurt…. i think i GOTTA GO…
jeffalo epstein: hi
owl: hoot hoot
kaleb: i am more mexican than irish
fungi (also known as 94): blacked out like a grilled chicken
plerby: come in
cheesewhiskers: …meow meow? boi im gonna ban you from the ‘darf if you dont SYBAU…
jcole: numero uno:
drake: big as the what? big as the superbowl, but the difference is its just two guys…
bro im crine… why is @skylar sleeping at 10 pm… she’s getting her eight hours bru i cant 
clash royale… tonight WE play clash royale…
you know your age group is cooked when you’re getting clowned by everyone for not being addicted to instagram reels and clash royale 
, call that capital gains 
He’s so back…
long post incoming
it’s been a while so i thought i’d kind of share a bit that i’ve gotten up to
broke 18 in the 5k less than a month ago (17:54)
made $6 from one song which is pretty neat
survived ap calculus ab
i’ve also been expanding some of my music horizons, getting out of my comfort zone and listening to some albums, artists, and genres i haven’t heard before.
here are some albums i listened to recently (and my ratings out of 10)
my bloody valentine - loveless 9.8
Radiohead - Kid A 8.5
Tyler, The Creator - IGOR 8.8
Mogwai - Young Team - 8.5
Bjork - Vespertine 8.9
fax - take me where the wind blows 8.8
Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper 8.5
These are all really good albums, in my opinion. Definitely recommend checking out Vespertine and loveless (which you’ll have to look up on YT cos it’s not on streaming anymore)
Would only recommend fax’s album if you like electronic music
Would not recommend Mogwai Young Team if you have a terrible attention span
what if jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself but he actually escaped prison under the circumstance he doesn’t reveal anything else about the island and pretends to be dead, then legally shortened his name to jeff, then studied cybersecurity and changed his online username to jeffalo before creating wasteof.money
crazy how we GENUINELY finna be moving on wasteof’s annual get impregnated day on jan. 12 
on god bro y’all dickriding. that shit wasn’t even that annoying like hop off bro
why the fuck is everyone hating on @president so much?
god forbid people have a little fun and exercise creativity
if it bothers you guys so much just unfollow the account or ignore the post