I’m heartbroken he never spoke again
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
he’s been saying this EVERY SINGLE TIME we call for a month straight btw 
yea bro i lowkey might be bi i was jerking off to FOIDS now i be jerking off to GUYS
@eviljeffalo Would you like to be the head of the Department of Greed & Wrath?
Comment under this post if you want to be in the Thrat-Eris cabinet, and I will (probably) assign you a role I think that you’ll be a good fit for!!
I Literally Am Mamdani Bro
every election should have an option to just let mamdani run everything instead
Unfortunately not because Darflen doesn’t have any weapons of mass destruction (oil)
can we start a war with darflen? i want to know what being a double agent feels like
Comment under this post if you want to be in the Thrat-Eris cabinet, and I will (probably) assign you a role I think that you’ll be a good fit for!!
misread grinder as grindr for a second i’m ngl
the only difference between a chad and a chud is u
the chud thrat is endorsed by blaze meanwhile the chad eviljeffalo is endorsed by the wasted onion #VoteEvil
they call me the greatest to ever waste it
/ooc Yeah, I’m sorry this election hasn’t hit the same… it’s just that it was only said four days in advance and I have to get ready for college and whatnot so I haven’t had much time to write jokes or add to the lore even though I wish I could. Also, I do support a second round of voting but only for next year because that does seem more fair, but I wouldn’t want to change the results of the election even after it’s already ended.
I do agree with eviljeffalo here, this year’s election was pretty disappointing, and it doesn’t really hit the same. However, even through @thrat will likely win today in a disappointing way, people wanted an election to happen so that kiwi could be replaced, especially since he left wasteof recently. Changing the way the election is held and run because you were disappointed with turnout is not fair, and should not happen.
if the election ends today, the winner will become president with less than half the votes of last year’s loser. the people demand a second round of voting between the two leading candidates, so that everyone has a chance to make their vote count.
MAJOR NEWS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!
In a surprising twist of events, the thratwitch and Eris Schaffer campaigns have merged into one, with thratwitch (colloquially known as thrat) being the president of said campaign, with Eris as Vice President! Not only that, but I will be building a 40-story McDonald’s if we win the presidency! Take that, @eviljeffalo.
Be on the look out for more exciting news, and don’t vote for evil…
-Future President Thrat
Hey guys! New update: The OFFICIAL thratwitch presidential campaign goals have been posted! Let me know in the comments if you have any other ideas for what I should do as president. I love hearing from my voters!
-thrat
Hey Guys! I am proud to announce that I will be running for president of the wasteof.money platform! I will be making great changes that this platform has been BEGGING for, so please vote for me! Official campaign goals will be posted soon, so be on the look-out for that!
-thrat