Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
i didnt eat a seedless banana until i was 8 years old
if i saw a banana with seeds, i’d freak out the same way someone from the 1500s would if they saw one without seeds
went to my new school’s computer lap and it was all dell optiplexes and now i can’t stop thinking about wasteof.money
I just talked to jeffalo the other day and he said wasteof 5 will have liquid glass. I am definitely not just completely making this up and violating one of the rules (trust)
“Free thinkers” instantaneously moving their pointer to the like button as soon as they see Jeffalo post without even reading the post
After 15 long years, today I will finally be learning to tie my shoes. No, I am not kidding, I genuinely have no idea how to tie my shoes. Wish me luck, fellas!
Just ordered some Yeezy slides and shoes and apparently they’re gonna take 16 weeks to ship
#BanJeffaloForViolatingWasteofRules
my new posts haven’t been getting as many likes as they used to since the servers went down, the thrat downfall is all jeffalo’s fault 
Don’t worry guys, it’s just so she can kill herself in peace! Minimum security means low quality cameras and no audio capturing :DD
hey, @jeffalo, just wanted to let you know by running rm -rf / --no-preserve-root and deleting all wasteof server backups before hand, you can save up to 100% storage space costs! hope this helps!!!