Its Dickcember and you know what that means It's HOEliday season and Santa is cumming to town and bringing presentsto all the good boys and girls, but if you've been a naughty hoe you ain't getting CUMMIES this year! Prancer and LAP Dancer are ready to get wet and Rudolph the red DICK SLUTdeer is waiting to lightup the way to Santa's sexshop where all you ho-ho-HOES can get naughty!  Whats poppin in that peppermint pussy u little snowhoe DICKCEMBER is here and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree all month long until his SAP comes out but dont forget to lick off any syrup from daddy's HARD candy cane Time to get RAWED under the mistleHOE

Send this to of your sexiest snowmen or else Santa will be giving you COAL this year