happy birthday to this post
getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethra
or perhaps,,,, coconut mall them?
quite frankly I should be allowed to maul every single person who perpetuates cringe culture that shit was so detrimental to my being myself quite frankly I think people should be allowed to have fun and be a little weird
is today the start of the year 1 A. K. because it’s 1 year since, or 2 A. K., based on how Anno Domini starts on 1 instead of 0
i think at some point someone on here is gonna come out as trans by saying “@today i realized i was trans”
people who do this are interesting
I lwk thought it was an open secret
“There are two types of dichotomy: false dichotomies, true dichotomies, and surprise trichotomies”
- XKCD
fun fact: there was a law pasesd decades ago in the united states adding metric units to the US Customary unit system, but people just didn’t use them because they’re dumb
I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system
we’re the weird ones, not them
what’s o*****y?
the sad thing about scientology is that the lore would lwk go hard as the story of a series of fantasy novels with a message about hope, but instead it gets used for evil (i say this knowing very little about the lore of scientology)
it should lwk be considered a war crime to take away everyone's phones in a room that doesn't have any clocks