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apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said

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i regret to inform you that it has since increased to 3.77

my GPA at present is 3.67

we ALL relate

based on recent experiences it's not optimal to shit yourself in public on an nj transit train and then run across the street to annihilate a dunkin bathroom with hot diarrhea running down your leg 💔💔💔🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️ this has happened to ALL of us… we learn from our mistakes I guess!!

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i almost forgor, but i rembird

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oh no I almost forgot what day of September tomorrow is…

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thank you peter griffin from family guy

Hey everyone, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. The joke is that Australia is a prison. Hope this helped! -Peter Griffin

Just found this really interesting map. It shows the number of prisoners per 100k people all around the world.

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chat what is slackware linux doing anything but releasing an update to their distro ✌️😂 iykyk!!!

i keep seeing that i liked posts on my feed and thinking “I do not remember reading this; when did I like this?”

i wonder why when it comes to things like Whether Or Not Tomatoes Are Fruit or Whether Or Not Bananas Are A Berry or Whether Or Not There Is Such Thing As A Fish, people will confidently say the scientific definition that is just Not Helpful as a fun fact without thinking about how unhelpful it is to extend that definition to everyday parlance, but then when it’s OCD (which, for the record, i don’t have, so maybe i’m not qualified to talk about this), people ignore what it actually is, and just use the word however they want (you got it the wrong way around buddy!)

time to say labye-bye to your labubu

tepid transaction: i give you a glass of lukewarm water, and you give me a pencil

cold give:

hands you an ice cube

hot take:

steals your heater

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tepid transaction: i give you a glass of lukewarm water, and you give me a pencil

cold give:

hands you an ice cube

hot take:

steals your heater

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if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i knew what some random phrase in a language i was learning meant, and subsequently expressed incredulity when i didn’t, i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

when did i say this

@jeffalo we NEED liquid glass in wasteof 4

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