@zagle1772

installed niri, loved niri

i’m just becoming peak linux user am i

the wasteof.money movie (2026)

an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism

starring the following overused actors:

chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)

adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)

jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)

awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)

hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)

budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals

actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream

film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this

in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!