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“a conlang is better than a poem because you can write poetry in a conlang”

- Colin Gorrie

didn’t preorder algospeak for a free poster

worst mistake i ever made

First they came for the sinkpissers, and I did not speak out — because I was not a sinkpisser.

happy bastille day 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

i just lost the game (again)

Goddammit

i just lost the game

i just lost the game

i actually cant ru n in 2028 but i WILL run in 2040

pls vote for me

he wants to see people suffer

i want to see everyone DEAD

we are not the same, and that’s why you should vote for me for president of the united states in 2028

a lot of stuff has been said during this election so here’s my two cents on everything:

🪙🪙

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I just shat myself in my maths exam

Basically we were sitting down doing maths and I, being a dumbass, didn't go to the toilet first, thinking I could hold it. However, when we got in the exam I realised I had deceived myself. My stomach started groaning insanely loudly after the first 10 minutes and I got really scared the invigilators would tell me off.

The previous day I had explosive diarrhea so I probably should have been more prepared but I wasn't. After about 45 minutes I couldn't even do the paper any more. I had to focus on not shitting myself - it felt like if I even budged over in my seat, the seal would break and it would come gushing out. It was horrible.

Eventually I literally couldn't hold it more. While desperately clasping the sides of the desk for support I accidentally dropped my pen. Shit. Dangerously, I leaned over to pick it up and that's when it happened. Diarhhea started exploding out my ass.

It came with such force that it BROKE THROUGH my trousers and pants and sprayed all over the desks behind me, drenching the 3 people behind me like some sort of shit shotgun. Of course by now the entire exam hall was screaming but I was just wimpering. People started throwing up, covering their exam papers with puke as well as the shit already there. I was on one of the back rows, so the shit silhouettes of the students covered in it were stained on the wall.

I got excluded and the students affected will get special considerations. My future is ruined.

took nearly four years, but it’s finally been done

can we please make this the second most liked post on wasteof.money thanks

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loss

Don’t let the presidency become a total loss - vote KiwiLate2025 while you still can to save wasteof!

Don’t just pick the silly choice, pick the smart choice.

election.wasteof.me/vote

stones are bouba, rocks are kiki. discuss

Hello from Phoenix, Arizona

You are sticking out

Your gyatt for the rizzler and

You’re quite skibidi

You’re so fanum tax

I only want to be your

Skibidi sigma

Freaking come to this

Place, and please give to me your

State of Ohio

As a child I

Yearned for the mines, sibidi

Toilet ohio

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