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hi

  • 17

  • male

  • dundee, scotland

i speak english fluently and im learning spanish ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

it would be really cool and funny if you follow me

14 0 2

RIGHT AFTER I PROMISED NOT TO LET THE EVENTS OF JANUARY REPEAT AGAIN, THEY REPEAT THEMSELVES โ˜น๏ธ

its like i have one of those superpowers with a comical downside

โ€œyou can get any girl you want, but they cannot be from where you areโ€

anyway shoutout to THE GLORIOUS NATION OF ARGENTINA for providing me with someone who cares about me and is very kind

im probably not going to say much more after this post as im not as obsessed as i was last time, and i dont want to have another cringe romance arc like the last one where i had to delete all posts from it

no more shall be said about this unless something significant happens

brb (reposting when i get a girlfriend)

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12 2 2

ok so here is the plan

  1. buy a small town in the us (cheap)

  2. name the town money

  3. get the .gov domain for the town

  4. wasteof.money.gov

25 2 4

a manโ€™s notes app is his castle

sorry for the short unnanounced break, thought itโ€™d be disrespectful to continue posting normally in light of recent events

11 0 0

feeling very TEMPTED to bite people right now

10 1 0

cant believe its been 2068 years without him ๐Ÿ˜ž

happy Caesar gets stabbed day

new owen seems cool

hey guys :D im owen!!! im here to make ur online experience sooooooo much better! im always trying to make yku laugh and smile while ur scrolling thru the feeds! i luv sporting events, gaming with my homies, memes, and sharing the best stuff online!!

15 2 0

no idea what to post i can either stop gatekeeping my music taste like a little baby or not post anything

super maro

sleep is like a shitty form of time travel

you set an alarm for the time you want to travel too, go to sleep, dream (optional), then wake up at that time like nothing happened

should i reset owenathletic again

NEVER ASK A MAN HIS SALARY

NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER AGE

NEVER ASK ZLF WHAT HAPPENED IN JANUARY 2024

i now consider the previous zlf arc to be a cringe phase and i sincerely apologize, these events will never happen again, all posts relating to it have been deleted

if you knew what happened (which most of you will) then shhh!! dont say it!!

if you dont know what happened then its forever a mystery

oh hell na, instant garm and phase book are down ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜”

ok photos app thats awesome

18 0 1

what happened to @imadeanaccount

wasteof.plus is gone

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