Fortunately, Jeffalo is not a lazy person and he throwed the rotting oranges

unfortunately, the oranges are rotting

fortunately, he left them on his counter and never ate them

unfortunately those oranges are poisonous

Fortunately, he went in to give @jefallo some oranges for the Chinese New Year

Unfortunately, Sonic the Hedgehog is at his front door

Fortunately, the database was wiped because wasteof3 has been discontinued, in favor of wasteof4.

Unfortunately, he hit enter on a prompt to wipe the database

Fortunately, he hit the numpad enter key instead, which does the exact same thing but in a different place

unfortunately, jeffalo has bad eyesight and misses the key

Fortunately, it’s usable enough for jefallo to hit the enter key

Unfortunately, it has cherry mx black switches

fortunately, he buys another keyboard.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t fit.

fortunately, he bought a new one