That one time I concussed myself on camp and threw up in parliament house and got taken to hospital via ambulance

once i fell out a two story window

this probably isn’t one in a million (more of a one in a thousand) but this is the closest thing i have

I did a backflip and landed with my head on a fuvking table

me and my brother daily_meme was at a place where if you complete a really hard af puzzle you get 500$. i tried it first and i failed but daily_meme did it he did it in under 11 min and won the 500$. on the car ride home i said how did you do that and he said “skills”