We today announce that we are making a ‘Gay Day’ so whenever 2 same-gender people walk in, they must legally date and kiss.
ok bad example but ok
I meant get an accountant to do it but ok
no like i meant you can’t do stuff that’s illegal but i do it all the time
ignore what the intern wrote further down, commit tax evasion
yeah, you’re right, i definitely should come up with a better example