We today announce that we are making a ‘Gay Day’ so whenever 2 same-gender people walk in, they must legally date and kiss.

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What if I’m straight

ok but what if they dont want to

The intern wrote this, I have no clue

I don’t want to pay taxes

ok bad example but ok

I meant get an accountant to do it but ok

no like i meant you can’t do stuff that’s illegal but i do it all the time

ignore what the intern wrote further down, commit tax evasion

yeah, you’re right, i definitely should come up with a better example

Hee hee ha ha

the future is now

actually based