Walmart War (wasteof edition)

credit to @laser314@tbgforums.com for the game idea

A battle scene has been set… on Walmart for some reason. You only have the items there as a weapon. This—of course—doesn’t make the battle uninteresting.

Your goal is to attack another user, with items that’s available at Walmart or other similar supermarkets. You must mention the person you’re attacking—I mean, how will the person know you’re attacking? You may use replies to fight back.

Be realistic: this means no laser guns, plasma weapons, massive quantities of explosive, etc. No throwing Walmart at Walmart either.

Please keep explosives down, because that’s apparently a problem in the original game. (You may use them in small quantities though.)

comments

i steal and eat a candy bar

I throw @late at you

ow that. hurt. do you want a kit kat

I get a bottle of milk and pour it on @trafika because yes

I open a Cheetos bag and make the milk go in the bag making your fail the milk pour of 23 and throw the milk in the bag at you (it still has the puffs)

I catch the bag and add some jello powder making the ultimate weapon. I decide not to throw it and instead leave you with half of it.

i throw a gallon of milk at @gilbert189

I redirected it to an aisle full of cereals and then throw the soaked cereal boxes to @ratio

ok nice

I open a bottle of liquid detergent and spill it onto @reid

I throw a pineapple at you

I deflect it with a frozen pizza box

They sell guns at Walmart

Still no laser guns though.

Anyway I throw a pineapple at @oren

I open a box of cheez-its and start throwing them at everyone