TIL there is a Pinocchio adaptation in which Pinocchio opts to fight in WWII for Mussolini instead of going to the circus and ends up as a Nazi and then Gepetto and Mussolini do the Nazi salute and Pinocchio is crucified and burned at the stake….??!??!!2((31$(_(43)2?

this is a real PG rated movie on Netflix directed by Guillermo del Toro btw what in the tarnation