Dear Jeffalo,

You nearly made me snap. Years of the night showerers showing their ‘superiority’ has made me question if a morning shower is even the right way to go.

Luckily, you’ve intervened. All morning showerers can come together and prove that morning showers are superior. We care about our hygiene. A night showerer is uninformed.

Shall we deviate, we must remember our purpose: to shower. A purpose we are proud of. A night showerer has no pride, and none can be alloted to them.

Shower in the morning. Spread the word.

Thank you.