OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT OREN STOLE THE MONA LISA AND MURDERED GEORGE WASHINGTON

I've gotten to the point that I'm numb to people making up lies about me

The sheer impossibility of getting people to understand me online makes me want to grow up and be a rancher in Nevada

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Bro is Nick Cage for real

OMG WHAT HOW MUCH IS HE SELLING THE MONA LISA FOR?!!!

100000 rubies

whoa that’s such a steal