called it
You’d think Alphabet (Google) would buy the TLD of like .alphabet or something but instead they choose .zip and mess up everything.
Also .mill for wynd.mill when (probably not gonna happen due to .mil being a thing [us military] and it might be too similar, although they let .zip slide so like….)
AITAH for breaking into my local bank’s vault with a pink sharpie and writing the word VOID on all of their cash as a silly little prank?
was gonna doomer post but have decided instead to do a psa that bill wurtz dropped a new song yesterday so go check that out
yay 100(0) followers good job jeffaloaf
well, to be fair, the usa is the center of the universe and all 
I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system
we’re the weird ones, not them
wasteof sitcom where every episode starts out with a random person trying to buy something from a store, and when they see the price they exclaim: “man, this is a total…” [title card]
the jeffalo amongus youtube short could hit 10 million views (currently 9.7M
) and i don’t know how to feel about that
us government deltarune posting was not on my 2026 bingo card
unrelated but @earthdevs can we roll back a decade please, thank you
3 years strong 
learning rust might’ve been a mistake since now i see all of the downsides of js/ts like yeah js constructors and switch statements suuuuck :((((((