Just wanted to make a few things clear from my food hot takes:

• I’m not an unfit fattie who eats food every day. I just like sharing my opinions on unhealthy food.

• I am not a picky eater. The only common foods I don’t like is olives, already cooked cold ham slices and eggplants.

I know probably no one asked for this, but I’m paranoid that people think I’m a young Nikocado.