@dertermenter

The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

Tommyinnit has to be the most unfunny YouTuber ever

Doechii is so fucking annoying, guarantee she will become a disliked artist in the future.

My Kendrick Lamar rankings:

8th: Overly Dedicated (Mixtape)

Definitely exceeded my expectations, just had some weak tracks on the back-end and not enough replay-ability overall but most tracks are really solid.

Rating: 7/10

7th: Section.80 (Album)

It has more lows for me compared to Overly Dedicated, but it has way more highs with production definitely being improved. The start of the album is one of Kendrick’s strongest to this day.

Rating: 7.5/10

6th: Untitled Unmastered (Compilation)

For leftovers from TPAB, it’s very high quality for the most part - no real highlight for me, but overall i was very impressed with this project.

Rating: 8/10

5th: GNX (Album)

Whilst GNX has a few weak moments like the title track, much of this album has Kendrick’s most re-playable material to date. My main problem is the bland instrumentals on some of the first tracks on the first half of the album.

Rating: 8.5/10

4th: DAMN. (Album)

This album is amazing, and in some spots near-perfect.

Rating: 9/10

3rd: Mr Morale & The Big Steppers (Album)

An album that has grown on me so much recently - it features excellent flows and personal lyrics, wrapped together by some of Kendrick’s best song ideas.

Rating: 9/10

2nd: To Pimp a Butterfly (Album)

This album has an incredible concept, production, lyrics, flows…… incredible project.

Rating: 10/10

1st: good kid, M.A.A.d City (Album)

amazing.

Rating: 10/10

Vance: We need a diplomacy to stop the war.

Zelenskyy: Yes, but the last time we did that (ceasefire with Russia in 2019) they broke it. What type of diplomacy are you referring to, Vance?

Vance: I AM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED BY YOUR DISRESPECT IN THE OFFICE HERE TODAY. FUCK YOU. ALSO YOU HAVEN’T SAID THANK YOU IN 2 MINUTES.

Zelenskyy not wearing a suit into the Oval Office is an irrelevant and nit-picky point.

Winston Churchill wore war clothes when we were fighting in WW2. Elon doesn’t wear a suit to the Oval Office.

Just try and sort the war out instead of complaining about clothes

I think this feature is ass because it will mean people will stop watching informative/entertaining videos because AI summarised it into a text-blob with probably questionable accuracy - this feature seems worse for both the watcher and the creator.

when i’m bored i think about underwhelming albums and I then imagine how I will refix the track-list.

For Drake’s “Scorpion” You take Nice for What and the Micheal Jackson track from disk 2 and add those songs to disk 1. Then you delete disk 2 and remove the worst 2 songs from disk 1 - “I’m Upset” and the last track.

Then you’ve got a solid album (instead of a bloated mid mess).

Anyone else do this?

I agree, and why did he do man at the garden? That song is boring and mid as fuck

Take that out and Peekabo out and put in King Kunta and/or money trees and it would’ve been great

He should’ve done at least 1 track from TPAB and GKMC in my opinion - still was an alright halftime show though, just feel it could’ve been way better

just realised it’s “firehose” not “firehouse”

all my aura is lost, gonna pack it in now and delete my account

i miss the OLD dert

This was an “aura loss” moment.

Think this is the 3rd post though in the firehouse.

First post from the firehouse?

When you realise you were a complete fucking dumbass on the first point so you have to make two joke points next to cover up your embarrassing fuck-up:

currently listening to January 28th on January 28th

DAMN above TPAB AND GKMC deserves a ratio

I just took the political compass quiz to compare my results from today to those of January 2023.

In January 2024, I was 3.0 inside the left wing sector and 2.1 inside the libertarian sector.

In January 2025, I was 4.25 inside the left wing sector and 1.6 inside the libertarian sector.

So I’m now more left wing but slightly less liberal.