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Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
what the fuck is this lmao
people either despise this movie or bring it up at every opportunity possible
there is no middle ground, for some reason
edit: turns out i’ve been proven wrong, there is a middle ground - people who never heard about this in the first place. uhhhh… i don’t know if you should consider that a good thing or not
Common Oren W
I know Israel have taken so many huge Ls in this war against Palestine but not everything they do is bad
Ok, this is just anti-Israelism and pro-Iranian by the Onion. Insinuating that the strikes were unnecessary is completely false. If Israel did not strike Iran would likely get nuclear weapons at some point. Any country that let this happen would be mind-bogglingly irresponsible.
For one thing, you already know Iran would be sharing these nukes with their militia proxies. This would put the most powerful weapons in the world in the hands of unstable actors in even more unstable countries.
It would also enable and entrench the Iranian regime. Which is actually ranked half as free as the Israeli-occupied West Bank and nearly a seventh as free as Israel itself by NGO Freedom House.
Say what you want about Israel’s past actions or tactics, but this needed to happen. The world cannot allow Iran to get nuclear weapons.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
https://theonion.com/netanyahu-calls-iran-strikes-necessary-to-prevent-war-he-just-started/
Blaze W
Happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month!
People often neglect the men who have been experiencing mental health problems and they are often taught to “toughen up” or “stop being immature” and suppress their emotions instead of seeking help when they have mental problems or express what they’re going through. This can lead them to being less likely to seek help when they have mental issues, often decreasing their emotional and physical well-being, and being more likely to commit suicide. We celebrate Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month because we want to encourage men that you are not alone, you are valuable, and expressing your emotions and that you’re going through something rough or that you need help is not a sign of weakness or immaturity, but the opposite. It shows that you’re willing to break the stigma of hiding your problems and instead facing them. As we end this post, make sure you listen to these individuals and let them know that they’re seen, just as much as you would anyone else. Do not shame them for wanting speaking up for their mental health, and instead, support them. Let’s break this stigma and let them know that you’re there for them, and that they aren’t broken. 
You look like someone who should consider salads you fat fuck
To the salad stans out there - if you wake up one day and you’re genuinely craving a salad, than you need to go into rehab
“Italian dressing makes it good” it’s a SALAD so it’s C tier max - and most salads are piles of leafs which is F tier
Coleslaw is consistent food with a consistent sauce where every component matters. Mayo is good but it isn’t saving the carrots. Italian dressing is good but it’s saving the bland leafs in the salad.
Coleslaw is fucking good, has a good crunch to it and the mayo makes a delicious sauce
If you don’t like mayo than grow the fuck up
“Eat a salad” mfs are also annoying I don’t eat salads as they’re bland coleslaw isn’t bland
Coleslaw is fucking good, has a good crunch to it and the mayo makes a delicious sauce
If you don’t like mayo than grow the fuck up
“Eat a salad” mfs are also annoying I don’t eat salads as they’re bland coleslaw isn’t bland
I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
The song is so fucking ass it’s gotta stop being played
Really cool sample idea but execution sounds horrible
Worst feeling ever is when you hear the first few seconds of “Somebody that I used to know” but then it's that awful song about anxiety.
Cosmo is loopy
Spectre Specs makes errors
Za-Chary left and is washed
Ceebee is fat
We haven’t had a good Scratch Team member for a while 
Me and the private gang this evening getting freaky in the wasteof discord was bold but I respect the hustle we did
Ye is my favourite artist of all time but if he drops “WW3” tonight, despite me normally believing in “separating art from the artist”, when the artist’s horrible shit is in the art, I’m not sure I can listen to it.
Doechii is so fucking annoying, guarantee she will become a disliked artist in the future.
My Kendrick Lamar rankings:
8th: Overly Dedicated (Mixtape)
Definitely exceeded my expectations, just had some weak tracks on the back-end and not enough replay-ability overall but most tracks are really solid.
Rating: 7/10
7th: Section.80 (Album)
It has more lows for me compared to Overly Dedicated, but it has way more highs with production definitely being improved. The start of the album is one of Kendrick’s strongest to this day.
Rating: 7.5/10
6th: Untitled Unmastered (Compilation)
For leftovers from TPAB, it’s very high quality for the most part - no real highlight for me, but overall i was very impressed with this project.
Rating: 8/10
5th: GNX (Album)
Whilst GNX has a few weak moments like the title track, much of this album has Kendrick’s most re-playable material to date. My main problem is the bland instrumentals on some of the first tracks on the first half of the album.
Rating: 8.5/10
4th: DAMN. (Album)
This album is amazing, and in some spots near-perfect.
Rating: 9/10
3rd: Mr Morale & The Big Steppers (Album)
An album that has grown on me so much recently - it features excellent flows and personal lyrics, wrapped together by some of Kendrick’s best song ideas.
Rating: 9/10
2nd: To Pimp a Butterfly (Album)
This album has an incredible concept, production, lyrics, flows…… incredible project.
Rating: 10/10
1st: good kid, M.A.A.d City (Album)
amazing.
Rating: 10/10