The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
I was really struggling to fall asleep last night. To help me, I put on the smash hit album “some sexy songs 4 u” by Drizzy-Paedo-Papi Drake and PND. Sent me to sleep in minutes!
Just been up early at the crack of dawn to visit the homeless shelter. I gave them all a block of coal to help them with the high energy costs and costs of living 
Hot take: Santa should be immediately deported when he tries to enter the UK.
The high immigration numbers are a huge problem right now, with Santa’s obesity and crooked past being too big of a concern - as the classic saying goes, “if in doubt, kick it out”.
Back to Rwanda buddy!
My top 10:
1st: Let God Sort Em out - Clipse (only 10/10 album)
2nd: Magic, Alive! - McKinley Dixon (best produced album)
3rd: Alfredo 2 - Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist
4th: DON'T TAP THE GLASS - Tyler, the creator
5th: God does like ugly - JID
6th: Black British Music - Jim Legxacy (best mixtape)
7th: Cabin in the sky - De La Soul
8th: Free - Kid Cudi (most overhated album)
9th: The Boy who played the harp - dave
10th: Light years - Nas & DJ Premier
NOTE: Some albums, like the Quedeca and Little Simz albums I did not get around listening to, along with a few others.
Thoughts on my list? What albums would you have put in?
Here are my top 10 favourite albums this year. 2025 had plenty of good stuff drop, so not everything I enjoyed made this short list, I have a full list on my AOTY if you wanna see more: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/year-end/citysmartie/2025/
Other than that, let me know what you enjoyed this year from the world of music! Also lemme know your thoughts on any of the albums I have on this list, always curious to hear other peoples perspectives on stuff I like.
Just found out my 84 year old crippled neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow :)
It’s such a shame where you see people you used to fuck with grow up into goons.
Really good mockup just wish it was made more clear that mybearworld is a member
(This is also my only issue with the scratch membership profiles)
WAIT WTF SINCE WHEN???
I didn’t know since no one was talking about it as no one gives a shit 
ts is getting so boring now put the fries in the bag bro 
PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED; SUBSEQUENTLY ATTACKED BY TERRORIST AND KILLED AGAIN
Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.
If you’re STILL using the production version of wasteof going into the big 26, you gotta go pal.