responding to this post by oren: https://wasteof.money/posts/6477b557c0415ff88db72ba1

i am going to do a whole rating of this shit oh boy

1. what is that

2. surprisingly good (at least butter it damn)

3. greggs pastries are amazing (the long onehas a sausage inside, the square has stewed beef. they are so damn good you wouldnt believe)

4. no

5. probably pretty nice. “chippy” (fish and chips shop, takeaway places) food looks gross but is actually really tasty

6. im not eating all that

7. OH GOD

8. again, chippy is amazing

9. im not a fan of beans on toast, or beans in general, but that cheese needs to be melted

10. in a pinch would suffice

11. that looks quite nice actually

12. what

13. dont diss the smiley faces man :(

14. too much but seems very high quality (yes, the peas are intentionally mashed. i dont know why)

15. i literally saw this in a cartoon, but plated conventionally and with gravy would go hard

16. child me’s DREAM (minus the beans)

17. black pudding sucks

18. they do doner pizzas?! (doner is lamb meat cooked on a kebab thing, look it up)

19. those peas are unnaturally green

20. this is why we are bullied for food

21. what are they on

22. those waffles go HARD

23. this is taking the piss

24. top teir child meal

25. i can hear the italians

26. but have you seen his fingers?!

27. not too bad, not amazing.

28. WHY IS THIS A THING

29. alright, alright, no and maybe

30. w h a t

31. 

32. if a man offered me this id marry him on the spot