Things I support: lots of nuclear weapons, outsourcing labor to Chinese infants, tons of debt to students, and climate change

Things I do not support:

Disclaimer: Please remember this is satire don't ban me

Women's rights (men should have rights too y'know), free healthcare, freedom of speech (this applies only to America), and religion (actual reasons see bottom of post)

Runner ups:

Drug (actual quote)

Black lives matter (I don't want to get banned that badly)

AI (idk too new)

Civil rights (see black lives matter)

This is satire I do support women's rights and stuff but I don't support some big religion because it isn't right to force your beliefs into other people (see a sign by a church near my house that said “a road less stupid”), which is what most religions do. I do not support this.