I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess

I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.

The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea

The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.

A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.

Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.

After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”

I told him not to state the obvious.