​Fun fact: the opening phrase: "*turns into a wyvern* pay your taxes or die." is an excellent way to determine whether the person you are talking to is a bot or a human.

comments

kills you because paying taxes is for straight people who aren’t wanted by the government for being too silly :3

Who said the taxes were going to the government

is that not how taxes are defined?

): is a silly joke about a wyvern basically robbing people

o dpm#t get it

It was a little joke I have with myself about how when I played malgamation’s island on roblox (similar to CoS) I would be a sakura wyvern and go around asking people if they had paid their taxes and if they said no the I would try to kill them.

also half the point is that the bots will get super confused by it