the nonprofit i coach for has a student quote book of all the unhinged things coaches/students have said and it is fantastic
“Coach: *sighs* the misogyny is just really getting to me today”
“Coach: What’s an example of an open-ended question?
Student: What are your favorite crimes to commit?”
“Student: Does [coach 2] have a boyfriend?"
Coach 1: I mean… I don’t know?
Student: Does she have a crush?
Coach 1: You’ll have to ask her. I don’t know?
Student: [Coach 1], does she love anyone outside of her family??”
“Student: Coach [Ally], do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No? I’m not old enough yet. (this was this past fall but i was too lazy to explain that my sort-of ex made me not want to date for a while)
Student: You’re like 40! How do you not have a boyfriend? You’re all alone…”