as an american I can indeed confirm that we go like “what the heck is a kilometer” and shoot our guns into the air 🤯🤯

(real, not fake)

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’MURICA RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

accurate representation of americans

Very true representation… minus the “rahh,” that only applies to crayon-eaters (if you get the reference cough*marines*cough)

i am only trying to accurately spread the patriotism that resonates within every american soul

Ok ok very true