Hold up what now

Due to scheduling conflicts, the inevitable heat death of the universe has been pushed back one week.

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Wdym by “inevitable heat death of the universe”?

We apologize, but the given statement appears to be very self-explanatory. The idea behind the heat death of the universe is that eventually the universe will stop expanding as gravity gets stronger or the momentum runs out, and it will collapse back in on itself as all matter is pulled back towards the center of the universe.

That's deep

Technically, the concept of depth will become insignificant.