Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
It's time to feel the heat, Earthlings!!! 
A limited time fire event has just started! For the next week, defeating opponents with FIRE type weapons grants TRIPLE, yes, TRIPLE experience. Grab your flame-swords and get ready!
Additionally, cooking meals over an open fire now increases the positive effects of the dish by x2. 
Have fun, Earthlings!
Thanks for bringing this feature to our attention. It's a feature. Set it down between bites or something.
i have a love-hate relationship with chocolate. i love eating it, but hate how it melts EVERYWHERE
No >:3
@earthdevs pls fix
why the hell do spiders seem to just spawn in the bathroom right when you try to take a shower
Thanks Earthlings for almost 50 followers. Pretty cool, right?
Bug fixed
@earthdevs Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia
Bug fixed
@earthdevs Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia
Audio range has been expanded in an effort to support more audio peripherals and increase fidelity 
Ingredients
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
4 medium yellow onions, halved and sliced
½ teaspoon sea salt
Instructions
Heat the oil in a 12-inch cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add the onions and sauté for 5 minutes, or until starting to soften.
Add the salt, reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for 50 to 80 minutes, stirring every few minutes, or until the onions are very soft, golden brown, and caramelized. The timing will depend on the size of your onions and the heat of your stove.
If at any point the onions start to stick to the bottom of the pan, reduce the heat to low. If the onions aren’t deeply brown after 50 minutes and you’d like to speed things up, you can turn the heat higher to get more caramelization. Stir continuously to prevent burning.
Skill issue
@earthdevs can you fix the cell towers moving glitch
Fun tech fact:
Those “bars” don’t mean service speed. They represent how close you are to the tower distance wise. Quality of service, speed, network traffic, are all not accounted for.
Alright. My WiFi says it’s at 4 bars but it’s acting like it’s at 1 
Please ignore any negative reviews! :)
@earthdevs is this official? https://neal.fun/earth-reviews/
It's your time system, not mine
@earthdevs why is PM/AM time 12 based instead of 1 based or even 0 based
