Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
"Sometimes, it's better not to ask how, but why"
-sun tzu, the art of war
So,
Why??
I’ll have you know I’m running my simulation on my smart fridge and it runs minecraft at a whopping 3 FPS so it’s definitely nothing on my end
Hi! Before reporting bugs to us, please ensure it's not a glitch on your end.
@earthdevs my macaroni salad screamed at me last night can you patch that
Hi! Before reporting bugs to us, please ensure it's not a glitch on your end.
@earthdevs my macaroni salad screamed at me last night can you patch that
Sure is a date of Earth, I guess. . .
EARTH DATE: 25.1.13 | FEBRUARY | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.2 | SUMMER
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????New moon colors will be dropping next year, along with changes to gravity.
New years patch notes:
Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.
New years patch notes:
Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.
Be warned: any resistances to sugar-type damage will be revoked come new year's day.
We know this changed the particle update system, and no, we are not changing it back.
You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!
You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!
Here’s some life advice:
If something isn’t working properly, try and show the bug to someone else and it’ll start working again!
When life gives you lemons, please report it. That is unintentional and needs to be replicated to be fixed
