chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging

time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)

[SIMULATION: INTERACTION OPPROTUNITY AVAILIBLE]
Mar 2, 2024, 1:34 AM
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dogs dragons chewing toys and food as a substitute for people's legs

but like it’s way more fun and quirky

I would love to interact with your creature self, but me and the rest of my family are going to be watching a TV show together in a few minutes. Sorry.

ok, no obligations, this is just a fun experiment/I have been sick for two days and require social stimulus