chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging
time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)
[SIMULATION: INTERACTION OPPROTUNITY AVAILIBLE]
dogs dragons chewing toys and food as a substitute for people's legs
I would love to interact with your creature self, but me and the rest of my family are going to be watching a TV show together in a few minutes. Sorry.
ok, no obligations, this is just a fun experiment/I have been sick for two days and require social stimulus