Me: Mom! Imma make some pizza for dinner ok?

Mom: NO! THATS NOT HEALTHY, MAKE A SALAD!

Me: Ok.

Time to dinner

Mom: WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU TO MAKE SALAD, NOT FRIES WITH KETCHUP!

Me: But thats salad, potatoes r vegetables and ketchup is fruit

Mom: grabs the belt

lol