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Me: Mom! Imma make some pizza for dinner ok?
Mom: NO! THATS NOT HEALTHY, MAKE A SALAD!
Me: Ok.
Time to dinner
Mom: WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU TO MAKE SALAD, NOT FRIES WITH KETCHUP!
Me: But thats salad, potatoes r vegetables and ketchup is fruit
Mom: grabs the belt
lol