step 1.) go to wasteof.money
step 2.) sign up
step 3.) make funny post
step 4.) yell at jeffalo to give you verified
step 5.) ???
step 6.) profit
step 7.) repeat steps 3-6 as necessary
for legal reasons, i should clarify that this post is a joke. please disregard step 4.
i had to put that in because someone saw this and proceeded to not do that lol