let’s play “steamed hams but it’s a wasteof comment thread”. just reply to the bottommost comment, continuing the script of that skit i think everyone’s familiar with by this point. i’ll start.
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Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Uh... Ooh! That isn't smoke. It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm. Steamed Clams!