let’s play “steamed hams but it’s a wasteof comment thread”. just reply to the bottommost comment, continuing the script of that skit i think everyone’s familiar with by this point. i’ll start.
Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Uh... Ooh! That isn't smoke. It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmmm. Steamed Clams!
superintendent, i hope you’re ready for some mouth watering hamburgers.