> Enter the password
You enter THE PASSWORD.
It is cold and dark.
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What do you do?
>
Zork moment
> Talk
TALK to who?
> Kiwi
You approach KIWI
What do you SAY?
> No, it was a joke. Your comment looked like an old Zork command prompt, so I was acting like it was.
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KIWI looks thoughtful
What do you do?
>
KIWI looks thoughtful.
What do you SAY?
> oh, ok. :thumbsup:
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KIWI feels generous.
> Here's some free waffles!
KIWI throws you the waffles.
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YOU got TWENTY WAFFLES.
x20
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What do you do?
>
> Consume waffles at worrying speed
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YOU consume waffles at the previously stated speed
Do YOU need mental help?