Super hot take: Polyamory is an excuse for being a shitty person with no self control. Especially if you use it as a way to cheat on you partner (or partners, I guess) who aren't polyamorous themselves and didn't explicitly agree to an open relationship.

Before you ask: No, my girlfriend didn't cheat on me. This has nothing to do with her.

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Yoooo can we get 100 comments on this? That would be dope.

what did lily even do again

only thing i ever saw was a post saying joking about 9/11 is okay

oh nvm this post isn’t about lily if you don’t read cheese comment

It is okay though

you ok in the head?

understandable, we are going to perform brain removal surgery on you

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People use it as a way to make them feel good. But in reality, they don’t actually have a good relationship. They just have multiple hook up buddies, and a terrible relationship with their main partner.

main partner

yeah you don't know how polyam relationships work 😭

Cuz they don't work at all, dude

interesting because most monoam(?) relationships i know are toxic and break up, but most polycules i know of are still healthy years later

Sure, monoams don't ever get married. Let's also not forget the statistical advantage

did your gf cheat on you

probably

Nah, we both ugly lol

Well yeah that's why you followed me

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