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Today is the last day of the election, it ends in twelve hours, if you voted for someone other than @eviljeffalo or @thrat, i would recommend changing your vote to one of them to make your vote count.

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I do agree with eviljeffalo here, this year’s election was pretty disappointing, and it doesn’t really hit the same. However, even through @thrat will likely win today in a disappointing way, people wanted an election to happen so that kiwi could be replaced, especially since he left wasteof recently. Changing the way the election is held and run because you were disappointed with turnout is not fair, and should not happen.

if the election ends today, the winner will become president with less than half the votes of last year’s loser. the people demand a second round of voting between the two leading candidates, so that everyone has a chance to make their vote count.

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This is SO TUFF

facts don't care about your feelings

This is blatant misinformation by the evil jeffalo campaign. The election time was already decided AND announced before evil jeffalo announced he was running. This lack of respect for truth makes me wonder who is REALLY behind the @eviljeffalo account. I’m not saying you shouldn’t vote for an obvious alt account… but be careful who you vote for this year.

ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…

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This is blatant misinformation by the evil jeffalo campaign. The election time was already decided AND announced before evil jeffalo announced he was running. This lack of respect for truth makes me wonder who is REALLY behind the @eviljeffalo account. I’m not saying you shouldn’t vote for an obvious alt account… but be careful who you vote for this year.

ever noticed how, as soon as i start running, they shorten the election from one week down to three days? let’s just say that @jeffalo has more influence than you’d think…

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thrat is a murderer #neverforget #tallpeterourking

Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.

On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.

The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.

All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.

Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.

Thank you.

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A lot of people think @thrat dramatically leaving wasteof only to come back 3 weeks later is a “huge aura loss” However, i think this is a perfect example of how deticated thrat is to wasteof.money. We need a president as passionate about wasteof as @thrat is. Vote for thrat!

Crashed my drone 😔

In light of thrat’s recent campaign, i would like to bring this post to light. Thrat is a certified oren GLAZER which is why they have my vote

Some day we gon' get Oren

Some day we gon' get Lindsay

Baby, don't you bet it all

On a pack of Lindsay

You might think Oren wrote you off

They gon' have to Lindsay me off

Someday the Oren’ll be gone

And they'll play Lindsay on and on

Sometimes I take all the Oren

Talk like I drank all the Lindsay

Oren ahead but way Lindsay

I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren

No half-orens, just all Lindsays

Caught between Oren and Lindsay

This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay

Solar eclipse was a little underwhelming

I feel like climbing a wind turbine would be really fun

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So we all know of those random Chinese companies with extremely random names that sound vaguely english. But i was looking for a cheap watch on amazon….

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The Iranian lego propaganda videos are lowkey fire

A frozen banana is one of the best snacks out there, seriously try it

Balogun is free

Is graffiti art?

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