have u ever taken a poop so big that u had to like stand up and look at it in the toilet in disbelief
i feel like everyone who eats a decent amount has had that experience at some point lmao
mao what i dont rmb saying anything that bad lol
how about:
have u ever had a poop that was so huge that u just had to stand up and look in disbelief at the log of a turd that u just shat out of ur ass
better?