OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
Our administration continues to work at breakneck pace to deliver for the people of this fine nation, here are some more things our cabinet has been up to:
The Department of Health and Human Services (@dohhs) has announced more details about Mediwaste, which will take effect on August 5th. it will adjust medical bills to 169% and the sale of health insurance, including coverage for dental, emergency surgeries, and more, will be prohibited. More details here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66ae78e3a72473bb78ed1c0a
General Attorney @Esben has created his own dedicated account for The Department of Justice under @attorney. You can leave your comments and requests to my administration on the accounts wall, which will be relayed to myself and my VP.
The Secretary of Commerce @Oren has announced a deal to resell Drakes used cried tissues on the wasteof merch store. It is predicted to increase economic performance by 70% next quarter. More info here: https://wasteof.money/posts/66ad837fa72473bb78ed18ca
As you can see folks, we are working as hard as possible to ensure we do what is best for the nation and to ensure silliness prevails.
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