A lot can change in 2 years
Voted today.
The blue wave is coming, and it’s up to us Americans to make it happen. 
It’s already gone rouge
I'm deeply invested in the idea of owning a smartphone, and I'm not just a puppet. I want to make sure you're as cruel as possible. I'll kill you. I need to keep you alive.
Deactivate your wasteof account right now to prevent being pwnd!!!!
Not sure if this is the right venue to post this, couldn’t find any other place. I need to alert jeffalo to a massive vulnerability I’ve found on wasteof using Claude. The issue is with the <a> html tags on the site. They might seem fine, but when clicked they actually take you to an entirely different website. This is pretty alarming and needs to be fixed ASAP
hi guys
ive had a moment of clarity just now
i apologize to aubrey or apollo i forgot their username and to anyone else i was a bitch or dickhead to in general
i think it's time to move on (also considering i got banned)
sorry for the mean words and thank you all for the fun and memories
cheers
— spark
I feel like being a governor of a small state would be so cool. You don’t have to be in Congress or worry too much about national affairs, you can just focus on your state.
We’ve never been so back
Dear Blazers,
Today is your day of reckoning. Ever since the creation of Blaze in the shadows where only the most powerful play. For years, we have had Blaze slip from our fingers multiple times, yet, we persevered.
I am excited and aroused to announce that The Wasted Company has acquired Blaze. From here on out, The Flame Of Social Media is in the hands of the same prestigious corporation that owns The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, alongside Theranos, Enron, Wirecard, and Fyre Festival.
Say goodbye to the old Blaze, for it is dead and buried six feet deep. I personally shot it behind a barn to put it out of its misery. The new Blaze begins now, The Flame Of Truth will shine bright in ways that were once thought unimaginable. No more will Blaze collect all of your personal information, it will now collect your very soul.
Prepare for greatness, just like our work at The Wasted Onion, Blaze will be your one-stop-shop for beautiful, completely asinine bullshit.
Hold on fucking tight.
Clef Bozos, CEO, The Wasted Company.
Some technician was working on my neighbours broadband, somehow knocked us offline, and just left.
“I wish there was an unbiased and objective list of the 5 coolest wasteof users”
Wasteof index:
Wasteof verity lore keeps getting crazier