We’ve never been so back
Dear Blazers,
Today is your day of reckoning. Ever since the creation of Blaze in the shadows where only the most powerful play. For years, we have had Blaze slip from our fingers multiple times, yet, we persevered.
I am excited and aroused to announce that The Wasted Company has acquired Blaze. From here on out, The Flame Of Social Media is in the hands of the same prestigious corporation that owns The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, alongside Theranos, Enron, Wirecard, and Fyre Festival.
Say goodbye to the old Blaze, for it is dead and buried six feet deep. I personally shot it behind a barn to put it out of its misery. The new Blaze begins now, The Flame Of Truth will shine bright in ways that were once thought unimaginable. No more will Blaze collect all of your personal information, it will now collect your very soul.
Prepare for greatness, just like our work at The Wasted Onion, Blaze will be your one-stop-shop for beautiful, completely asinine bullshit.
Hold on fucking tight.
Clef Bozos, CEO, The Wasted Company.
Some technician was working on my neighbours broadband, somehow knocked us offline, and just left.
“I wish there was an unbiased and objective list of the 5 coolest wasteof users”
Wasteof index:
Wasteof verity lore keeps getting crazier
The iPhone air being cheaper than the iPhone 17 base now after the price increases is a very interesting proposition.
Apple TV being include in the 0.99 a month icloud+ plan is kind of crazy…. It’s gotta be the best streaming service in the game now, right?
Nah we all do this, i’d imagine it’s the same psychology as pressing the lock button multiple times on the car’s key fob.
Out of curiosity, does anyone else spam ⌘C when copying things, or is it just because I’m running on a mixture of frustration and paranoia?
“Mrbeat’s new book flopped” Genuinely who expected people to go out and buy the mrbeast novel