when i make a joke and the person laughs they:

• are laughing at something else (49%)

• are laughing at some random thought that popped into their head (34%)

• are laughing at my expense (11%)

• are having a manic episode (5.9%)

• are a time traveler sent to laugh at my joke to change the course of global polit̸i̵cs (0.099999999%)

• are not actually lau̵g̷h̶ing̶ but i perceive them to be because i am actually in the matrix (0.000000009%)

• are not laughing. ... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. (???%)

• are desperately calling out for help (1-1/55%)

• are unable to save this decaying world, the process will accelerate until every one of you is dead (ļ̵̝͚̥̲͔̖͠ǒ̶̥̫̝̱̦̈́v̶͉͈̣̭̱̝̂̒͋͘è̸̠͉̟̑̊̏̾͂͜ḷ̸̡̥͖̘̆ý̸̦̩͚̮̹%)

• are able to see the rot that has festered in these last remnants of fractured time, and it is over my friend, and i can’t say i’m sorry (___%)

• are-. laughter is such a beautiful thing (%)

• ar-. such a sincere expression of joy (%)

• a-. and so fleeting, like a life, a world… (%)

• . it all ends

• . the last soft chuckle escapes your throat

• .

• . lost

• .

• . (goodbye%)

• .

• ..

• …

• are laughing at the joke (0%)