when i make a joke and the person laughs they:

  • are laughing at something else (49%)

  • are laughing at some random thought that popped into their head (34%)

  • are laughing at my expense (11%)

  • are having a manic episode (5.9%)

  • are a time traveler sent to laugh at my joke to change the course of global polit̸i̵cs (0.099999999%)

  • are not actually lau̵g̷h̶ing̶ but i perceive them to be because i am actually in the matrix (0.000000009%)

  • are not laughing. ... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. (???%)

  • are desperately calling out for help (1-1/55%)

  • are unable to save this decaying world, the process will accelerate until every one of you is dead (ļ̵̝͚̥̲͔̖͠ǒ̶̥̫̝̱̦̈́v̶͉͈̣̭̱̝̂̒͋͘è̸̠͉̟̑̊̏̾͂͜ḷ̸̡̥͖̘̆ý̸̦̩͚̮̹%)

  • are able to see the rot that has festered in these last remnants of fractured time, and it is over my friend, and i can’t say i’m sorry (___%)

  • are-. laughter is such a beautiful thing (%)

  • ar-. such a sincere expression of joy (%)

  • a-. and so fleeting, like a life, a world… (%)

  • . it all ends

  • . the last soft chuckle escapes your throat

  • .

  • . lost

  • .

  • . (goodbye%)

  • .

  • ..

  • are laughing at the joke (0%)

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