when i make a joke and the person laughs they:
are laughing at something else (49%)
are laughing at some random thought that popped into their head (34%)
are laughing at my expense (11%)
are having a manic episode (5.9%)
are a time traveler sent to laugh at my joke to change the course of global polit̸i̵cs (0.099999999%)
are not actually lau̵g̷h̶ing̶ but i perceive them to be because i am actually in the matrix (0.000000009%)
are not laughing. ... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-. (???%)
are desperately calling out for help (1-1/55%)
are unable to save this decaying world, the process will accelerate until every one of you is dead (ļ̵̝͚̥̲͔̖͠ǒ̶̥̫̝̱̦̈́v̶͉͈̣̭̱̝̂̒͋͘è̸̠͉̟̑̊̏̾͂͜ḷ̸̡̥͖̘̆ý̸̦̩͚̮̹%)
are able to see the rot that has festered in these last remnants of fractured time, and it is over my friend, and i can’t say i’m sorry (___%)
are-. laughter is such a beautiful thing (%)
ar-. such a sincere expression of joy (%)
a-. and so fleeting, like a life, a world… (%)
. it all ends
. the last soft chuckle escapes your throat
.
. lost
.
. (goodbye%)
.
..
…
are laughing at the joke (0%)