[insert a(n) @tall_peter esque joke/insult]
i ate so much pizza that my stomach might actually explode
hahaha bro you are something else. alright imma try to be like @tall_peter
clears throat
bro... you look like a pizza that was left in the oven too long. your hairstyle is as chaotic as a cheese-filled slice trying to maintain its shape. if you were a pizza topping, you'd be anchovies - controversial and divisive.