There is no way this could go wrong, so I approve full funding of this idea
uhhh crap yeah right I’m supposed to be the secretary of transport I forgot about that uhhhhhh
HIGH SPEED BUS LANES (definitely did not steal that idea from The Onion)
Yeah so you get all the funding you need but it has interest on it that you have to solve.
oh thats easy, I can just pay government officials to randomly mug people on my public transport