There is no way this could go wrong, so I approve full funding of this idea

uhhh crap yeah right I’m supposed to be the secretary of transport I forgot about that uhhhhhh

HIGH SPEED BUS LANES (definitely did not steal that idea from The Onion)

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a vote for mef is a vote for efficiency!!!!

Yeah so you get all the funding you need but it has interest on it that you have to solve.

oh thats easy, I can just pay government officials to randomly mug people on my public transport