Dearest friends, beloved family, and even the foulest foes,

As we stand on the last minutes of this final hour, let us come together in joyous celebration of all that we have been through. Our journeys, intertwined through laughter, have brought us to this very moment. It has been the highest honor to share in the humor that has lightened your hearts, to enact shenanigans that have brightened your hours, and created bonds that may or may not last until the end of time itself.

This platform has been a vessel of countless cherished memories, each moment etched in my heart, forever holding a sacred place within the very essence of who I am. It has served not merely as a space for interaction, but as a sanctuary filled with joy and camaraderie.

Indeed, I can say with full honesty that this may not actually be a waste of.money. Rather, it has been a worthy investment, one that has yielded a gargantuan cornucopia of delightful memories for us all. The laughter, the stories, the moments we’ve crafted together are treasures that will resonate long after this chapter closes.

As I bid you farewell, I do so with a heart full of love. May the memories we created last in your hearts as well.

Beeble, skorbo doppox. “Goodbye, my friends.”

- Eg